1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:20,796 --> 00:00:24,912 4 00:00:26,684 --> 00:00:30,465 5 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:34,590 6 00:00:34,690 --> 00:00:36,300 7 00:00:36,979 --> 00:00:41,764 8 00:00:41,864 --> 00:00:45,643 9 00:00:45,743 --> 00:00:48,070 Nice weather we're having, huh? 10 00:00:49,033 --> 00:00:51,359 Here in the kingdom of Malaria, 11 00:00:51,459 --> 00:00:56,656 every day's forecast is rainy with a 100% chance of horror. 12 00:00:58,049 --> 00:00:59,373 It wasn't always like this, though. 13 00:01:00,086 --> 00:01:02,912 Years ago, Malaria was a sunny land of farmers. 14 00:01:03,012 --> 00:01:06,418 Until the mysterious storm clouds rolled in and never left. 15 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:12,251 They killed our crops, and our people became poor. 16 00:01:12,351 --> 00:01:14,066 And that's when King Malbert... 17 00:01:14,166 --> 00:01:16,507 thought up a new way for us to make money, 18 00:01:16,607 --> 00:01:18,465 Evil Inventions. 19 00:01:18,565 --> 00:01:21,595 The kind that crush you, kill you, bring you back to life, 20 00:01:21,695 --> 00:01:24,179 then kill you again, way worse. 21 00:01:24,279 --> 00:01:26,727 We invent them, and the world pays us not to unleash them. 22 00:01:26,827 --> 00:01:30,936 Oh, It's a great gig, especially if you're an Evil Scientist. 23 00:01:31,036 --> 00:01:34,148 Fame, fortune, a rent-free castle in the hills. 24 00:01:34,248 --> 00:01:36,483 They get it all. They're the top of the heap. 25 00:01:36,583 --> 00:01:39,617 Igor! Pull the switch! 26 00:01:40,793 --> 00:01:43,244 Yes, Master! 27 00:01:43,344 --> 00:01:47,371 And the bottom of the heap? Those are the poor slobs like me, 28 00:01:47,471 --> 00:01:50,549 born with a hunch on our back, Igors. 29 00:01:50,970 --> 00:01:53,086 Actually, that Igor's not me. 30 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:57,840 Igor! Pull the switch! 31 00:01:58,060 --> 00:02:00,176 Yes, Master! 32 00:02:00,604 --> 00:02:02,390 No, no, no, that's not me, either. 33 00:02:07,069 --> 00:02:09,558 That's me. See? I look nothing like those other guys, 34 00:02:09,658 --> 00:02:11,105 much better-looking. 35 00:02:11,205 --> 00:02:15,441 Anyway, all Igors are forced to serve Evil Scientists. 36 00:02:15,911 --> 00:02:18,863 Our life is a permanent graveyard shift. 37 00:02:18,963 --> 00:02:21,288 But I never wanted to be an Igor. 38 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:25,161 I always wanted to be an Evil Scientist. 39 00:02:25,261 --> 00:02:29,247 Unfortunately, the hunch on my back was a one-way ticket 40 00:02:30,342 --> 00:02:31,792 to Igor School. 41 00:02:31,892 --> 00:02:35,970 I majored in Talking With a Slur and graduated with a Yes Masters Degree. 42 00:02:36,974 --> 00:02:38,760 Then, it was off to find a job. 43 00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:43,012 Hi, I'm here about the "Igor Wanted" ad. My name's Igor. 44 00:02:43,112 --> 00:02:45,469 Well, of course it is. I've got a hunch on my back. 45 00:02:45,569 --> 00:02:47,473 What's my name gonna be? Kevin? 46 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:55,064 They didn't appreciate my creative style. 47 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:58,567 But eventually, I landed a job for Dr. Glickenstein. 48 00:02:58,667 --> 00:03:01,119 Pull the switch! 49 00:03:01,999 --> 00:03:03,612 Not the smartest scientist. 50 00:03:03,712 --> 00:03:06,661 His last invention was an Evil Lasagna. 51 00:03:06,761 --> 00:03:09,493 It didn't kill anyone. And it actually tasted pretty good. 52 00:03:09,593 --> 00:03:10,670 Igor! 53 00:03:13,135 --> 00:03:14,960 Igors aren't allowed to invent, 54 00:03:15,060 --> 00:03:17,918 but I still manage to work on my own inventions in secret. 55 00:03:18,018 --> 00:03:19,797 And this new one is gonna be the one that proves 56 00:03:19,897 --> 00:03:23,757 that I'm the biggest Evil Genius of them all, and not just another... 57 00:03:23,857 --> 00:03:25,515 Igor! 58 00:03:30,361 --> 00:03:32,724 Once they see what I can do, I'll have a whole new life, 59 00:03:32,824 --> 00:03:36,355 and I'll never have to answer to another master again. 60 00:03:36,455 --> 00:03:38,313 Sorry Master. What did you say? 61 00:03:38,413 --> 00:03:39,773 Oh! I mean... 62 00:03:41,044 --> 00:03:44,615 Sorry, Master. I was in the bathroom. 63 00:03:44,715 --> 00:03:48,993 Had a bat stuck in the belfry, if you know what I mean, Master. 64 00:03:49,093 --> 00:03:52,121 I don't want to hear your toilet memoirs, you cretin! 65 00:03:52,221 --> 00:03:55,624 I give you five minutes a week to take care of your business. 66 00:03:55,724 --> 00:03:58,295 I'm not running a resort here! 67 00:03:58,395 --> 00:04:01,628 Now get over there and... 68 00:04:01,728 --> 00:04:03,425 Pull the switch! 69 00:04:03,525 --> 00:04:05,726 Yes, Master! 70 00:04:21,203 --> 00:04:23,410 Yes! Yes! 71 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:25,779 Yes! 72 00:04:28,794 --> 00:04:32,002 Who's the failure now, Mother? 73 00:04:42,189 --> 00:04:44,840 Mummy, Mummy, you were right! 74 00:04:44,940 --> 00:04:47,674 I was never meant to be a scientist. 75 00:04:47,774 --> 00:04:51,059 I should have been a plumber like you! 76 00:04:52,067 --> 00:04:54,349 That was the first time he was right all day. 77 00:04:54,449 --> 00:04:58,729 You! Go find me a 16-gigawatt temporal transducer! 78 00:04:58,829 --> 00:05:03,108 Excuse me, Master, are you sure you don't mean 21-gigawatt? 79 00:05:03,208 --> 00:05:05,285 You're correcting me? 80 00:05:07,791 --> 00:05:08,991 Strike! 81 00:05:10,547 --> 00:05:12,205 I should do more improv. 82 00:05:15,468 --> 00:05:16,672 My hunch. 83 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,208 Oh, there she goes. Much better. 84 00:05:19,308 --> 00:05:21,335 Good evening, friends! 85 00:05:21,435 --> 00:05:24,797 That's Scamper, one of my most successful inventions. 86 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:32,890 I made him immortal. 87 00:05:32,990 --> 00:05:36,392 Which is kind of a hassle for him, since he doesn't want to live. 88 00:05:36,492 --> 00:05:39,351 Will nothing end this vicious cycle? 89 00:05:39,451 --> 00:05:40,871 I also made him talk. 90 00:05:40,971 --> 00:05:43,644 Which is a hassle for me, since he never shuts up. 91 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:44,856 No fair! 92 00:05:44,956 --> 00:05:47,943 You wasted your immortality formula on the wrong guy, Igor. 93 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:50,404 That's Brain, one of my other inventions. 94 00:05:50,504 --> 00:05:52,952 Legend has it when the smartest man in the world died, 95 00:05:53,052 --> 00:05:54,995 they put his brain in a jar. 96 00:05:55,095 --> 00:05:56,954 This is not that brain. 97 00:05:57,091 --> 00:06:00,080 I wanna live forever! I got plans! And dreams! 98 00:06:00,180 --> 00:06:02,334 I got a squeaky wheel! Was that me? 99 00:06:02,434 --> 00:06:03,416 Really, Brain? 100 00:06:03,516 --> 00:06:06,297 You want to be trapped in an endless existential nightmare, 101 00:06:06,397 --> 00:06:07,423 forced to keep living, 102 00:06:07,523 --> 00:06:09,538 even though life is meaningless 103 00:06:09,638 --> 00:06:10,921 and nothing matters? 104 00:06:11,021 --> 00:06:12,352 Possibly. 105 00:06:12,564 --> 00:06:14,264 What exactly did you say? 106 00:06:14,364 --> 00:06:18,142 Too bad he wasted his intelligence formula on me, too, Brain. 107 00:06:18,242 --> 00:06:20,478 Or should I say "Brian"? 108 00:06:21,115 --> 00:06:22,980 Hey! I was in a hurry! 109 00:06:23,534 --> 00:06:25,272 Stupid permanent marker. 110 00:06:25,372 --> 00:06:26,356 Enough. 111 00:06:26,456 --> 00:06:27,859 The Evil Science Fair is in a week, 112 00:06:27,959 --> 00:06:30,444 and Glickenstein is gonna lose again. 113 00:06:30,544 --> 00:06:33,280 Okay, I get it. You want me to fix his invention. 114 00:06:33,380 --> 00:06:37,580 Now I'll just need a screwdriver, some nails and my bag of marbles. 115 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,161 Don't touch his invention, Brain. 116 00:06:39,261 --> 00:06:42,122 Fine! You don't want the benefit of my brain power? 117 00:06:42,222 --> 00:06:43,709 Then, farewell, Igor. 118 00:06:44,888 --> 00:06:48,005 Like a gentle fawn, I shall leave this meadow. 119 00:06:57,693 --> 00:06:59,900 On second thought maybe I'll stick around, 120 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:02,229 so I can watch Mr. Smarty-hunch 121 00:07:02,329 --> 00:07:04,062 fix Glickenstein's invention. 122 00:07:04,575 --> 00:07:07,483 I could! But you know what would happen if I did! 123 00:07:07,583 --> 00:07:10,486 The same thing he'd do if he found out I invented you two. 124 00:07:10,586 --> 00:07:12,069 He'd recycle me. 125 00:07:12,169 --> 00:07:14,867 Can you imagine being chopped up and used for body parts 126 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:16,492 and God knows what else? 127 00:07:16,592 --> 00:07:17,793 Horrible. 128 00:07:21,925 --> 00:07:23,461 Dang it! Still here. 129 00:07:26,889 --> 00:07:28,589 If I had my shot, 130 00:07:28,689 --> 00:07:33,051 I could be one of the greatest Evil Scientists Malaria has ever seen. 131 00:07:33,812 --> 00:07:36,176 They'd all cheer my name 132 00:07:36,276 --> 00:07:39,686 just like they do for the great Dr. Schadenfreude! 133 00:07:57,759 --> 00:08:01,330 And now your master of disaster, the chief of grief, 134 00:08:01,430 --> 00:08:03,036 a man who needs no introduction, 135 00:08:03,136 --> 00:08:05,872 but who will brutally torture me if he doesn't get one, 136 00:08:05,972 --> 00:08:09,336 Dr. Schadenfreude! 137 00:08:10,599 --> 00:08:13,382 Thank you thank you. You're too kind 138 00:08:13,482 --> 00:08:14,965 And I'm not. 139 00:08:15,065 --> 00:08:19,647 But I want to welcome you all to my annual pre-Evil Science Fair party. 140 00:08:19,775 --> 00:08:21,056 My girlfriend Jaclyn. 141 00:08:21,156 --> 00:08:23,183 You know, she may seem like 142 00:08:23,283 --> 00:08:25,564 a shallow, conniving wretch... 143 00:08:26,990 --> 00:08:29,604 That's all I got. That pretty much sums her up. 144 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:37,114 A toast to the undefeated winner of 17 Evil Science Fairs 145 00:08:37,214 --> 00:08:40,326 and the greatest Evil Genius in the world. 146 00:08:42,678 --> 00:08:44,580 Bow for the King! 147 00:08:48,262 --> 00:08:50,751 "The greatest Evil Genius in the world. " 148 00:08:50,851 --> 00:08:53,380 I remember when people used to call me that. 149 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:57,178 Back when the clouds destroyed our peaceful land of farmers, 150 00:08:57,278 --> 00:09:01,180 and my plan to blackmail the world saved us all 151 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:06,266 Yes, as you've told us all over and over and over. 152 00:09:06,366 --> 00:09:07,938 Yeah, well, here's more. 153 00:09:08,038 --> 00:09:12,195 Did you know that years ago, Schoddy's family name was Poekelmacher? 154 00:09:12,870 --> 00:09:15,652 His family were pickle-makers. 155 00:09:17,003 --> 00:09:21,158 So, what's your Evil Invention this year, Doctor, kosher or dill? 156 00:09:24,381 --> 00:09:27,458 I want to shove a pickle right where the sun don't shine. 157 00:09:27,558 --> 00:09:29,758 You mean Malaria, Master? 158 00:09:31,891 --> 00:09:34,628 No matter how many Evil Science Fairs I win, 159 00:09:34,728 --> 00:09:37,676 I always have to bow down to that idiot. 160 00:09:37,776 --> 00:09:39,883 I will never get the respect he gets! 161 00:09:39,983 --> 00:09:44,183 Respect? Respect isn't gonna keep me in baby-seal boots. 162 00:09:45,864 --> 00:09:48,068 You just need to keep on winning 163 00:09:48,405 --> 00:09:51,688 Well, that is spoken like a true worthless leech, 164 00:09:51,788 --> 00:09:56,568 who, by the way still has not helped me steal this year's winning invention. 165 00:09:56,668 --> 00:09:58,820 You know, maybe if you were a real scientist, 166 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,154 you wouldn't need me to help you cheat every year. 167 00:10:04,092 --> 00:10:06,663 Your whole lab is fake, 168 00:10:06,763 --> 00:10:08,338 just like you. 169 00:10:10,427 --> 00:10:15,217 And maybe I should throw you back in the gutter where I found you! 170 00:10:15,599 --> 00:10:18,762 You're one to talk, Dr. Schadenfraude! 171 00:10:19,353 --> 00:10:21,134 You don't have the guts. 172 00:10:33,283 --> 00:10:35,734 Is Daddy still mad at me? 173 00:10:35,834 --> 00:10:37,734 No. 174 00:10:37,834 --> 00:10:39,692 But you and your friend Heidi 175 00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:41,781 still have a little job to do. 176 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,367 Oh, we're trying. 177 00:10:44,467 --> 00:10:46,952 Well, try a little bit harder! 178 00:10:48,382 --> 00:10:49,832 Because this year, 179 00:10:49,932 --> 00:10:51,875 I won't stop at just winning the Evil Science Fair. 180 00:10:53,099 --> 00:10:55,959 I'm gonna unleash my winning invention 181 00:10:56,059 --> 00:10:59,883 on the King's smug little face, 182 00:10:59,983 --> 00:11:03,309 and then he'll be the one groveling at my feet! 183 00:11:08,154 --> 00:11:09,764 Hi there. 184 00:11:09,864 --> 00:11:12,894 Look, it's your little girlfriend, Heidi. 185 00:11:12,994 --> 00:11:14,227 You take a cocoa break, 186 00:11:14,327 --> 00:11:17,276 and I'll guard your plans for your new invention. 187 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:19,107 No, wait! You'll spill on my plans. 188 00:11:19,207 --> 00:11:20,861 Heidi, you're not careful enough! 189 00:11:20,961 --> 00:11:22,992 You're so sloppy sometimes. 190 00:11:23,625 --> 00:11:24,906 Oh, poopshkin. 191 00:11:25,006 --> 00:11:29,211 I went to the evil bookstore and got you an inspirational poster. 192 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,205 It's a little kitten! 193 00:11:32,305 --> 00:11:36,464 To remind you to always take time in your day for a little torture. 194 00:11:39,016 --> 00:11:40,754 My transducer! 195 00:11:40,854 --> 00:11:43,427 Time to go. I have no time for cocoa or kittens! 196 00:11:43,527 --> 00:11:45,220 I have to work on my plans alone and in secret. 197 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,514 In other words, bon voyage. 198 00:11:50,193 --> 00:11:52,605 Who doesn't like tortured kittens? 199 00:11:53,363 --> 00:11:55,069 I... I like kittens. 200 00:11:55,407 --> 00:11:58,240 I don't like dirty little hunchpeople. 201 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:01,197 Great, Schadenfreude's gonna kil me. 202 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:06,074 And why are there two transducers? 203 00:12:06,174 --> 00:12:10,707 Master, the 21-gigawatt might be somewhat safer, I think. 204 00:12:11,006 --> 00:12:13,870 Think? Igors don't think. 205 00:12:13,970 --> 00:12:16,959 I'm using the 16-gigawatt, you fool! 206 00:12:17,554 --> 00:12:20,842 Now get over there and pull the switch! 207 00:12:24,561 --> 00:12:26,343 What are you waiting for? 208 00:12:26,443 --> 00:12:27,894 Yes, Master! 209 00:12:31,443 --> 00:12:33,604 Yes! Yes! 210 00:12:34,279 --> 00:12:35,940 Yes! 211 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:42,405 I told you the 16 would work, you Igor. 212 00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:47,324 Behold my rocket ship! 213 00:12:48,591 --> 00:12:50,742 Born to stream through the world, 214 00:12:50,842 --> 00:12:54,250 unleashing pain and misery on everyone. 215 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,582 I named her after you, Mother. 216 00:12:59,978 --> 00:13:03,930 Now to take the old cow for a test drive. 217 00:13:04,601 --> 00:13:06,808 No, Master! The rocket is going to... 218 00:13:14,778 --> 00:13:16,353 Uh... Yeah that. 219 00:13:16,453 --> 00:13:17,686 Finally. 220 00:13:18,323 --> 00:13:22,313 Now I can throw out that rug in the foyer. That thing is hideous. 221 00:13:22,413 --> 00:13:24,486 We were all thinking it. I just said it. 222 00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:27,402 Oh, no, who's that? What am I gonna do? 223 00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:30,157 Relax, this is Glickenstein's castle. 224 00:13:30,257 --> 00:13:32,365 And he doesn't have to open that door for anyone. 225 00:13:32,465 --> 00:13:34,123 Open for the King! 226 00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:36,621 Except for the King. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 227 00:13:36,721 --> 00:13:38,498 He's here to see Glickenstein! What do I tell him? 228 00:13:38,598 --> 00:13:39,874 Tell him the truth. And if he kills us, 229 00:13:39,974 --> 00:13:42,459 I'll come back and give you a beautiful funeral. 230 00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:45,172 Right, right. The truth, that's a good option. Right, right. 231 00:13:46,184 --> 00:13:49,011 Glicky! Glicky, my boy. 232 00:13:49,111 --> 00:13:50,510 Where's Glicky? 233 00:13:50,610 --> 00:13:52,887 Your Highness, he's gone. 234 00:13:52,987 --> 00:13:55,184 Curse it, I need to see his invention. 235 00:13:55,284 --> 00:13:56,890 Schadenfreude is getting too popular. 236 00:13:56,990 --> 00:13:58,518 The people might make him king. 237 00:13:58,618 --> 00:13:59,938 Someone has to beat him this year, 238 00:14:00,038 --> 00:14:02,232 with an invention more evil than his. 239 00:14:02,332 --> 00:14:05,065 Someone who can snatch Schadenfreude's number one position 240 00:14:05,165 --> 00:14:07,319 and rub his face in number two! 241 00:14:07,419 --> 00:14:08,445 Ew... 242 00:14:08,545 --> 00:14:11,907 Your Highness, Dr. Glickenstein is... 243 00:14:12,502 --> 00:14:14,038 creating life! 244 00:14:14,296 --> 00:14:15,702 Did you say "life"? 245 00:14:15,802 --> 00:14:16,784 Yes. 246 00:14:16,884 --> 00:14:21,751 Thinking, breathing life that can destroy freely all on its own. 247 00:14:22,512 --> 00:14:25,595 No Evil Scientist has ever been able to create life 248 00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:27,506 Oh, sure they've mutated life. 249 00:14:27,606 --> 00:14:28,675 They've ended life. 250 00:14:28,775 --> 00:14:31,007 They've blasted life into a million gooey pieces. 251 00:14:31,107 --> 00:14:32,886 But created life? 252 00:14:32,986 --> 00:14:38,185 A weapon like that would be the greatest Evil Invention of all time. 253 00:14:38,285 --> 00:14:40,892 And its inventor the greatest Evil Scientist of all time? 254 00:14:40,992 --> 00:14:43,271 Of course! This is what I've been waiting for. 255 00:14:43,371 --> 00:14:46,105 And it's your job to make sure nothing happens to Glickenstein, 256 00:14:46,205 --> 00:14:48,441 or I'll throw you down the recycling chute 257 00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:51,245 and use your hunch as a speed bump! 258 00:14:52,505 --> 00:14:55,283 Oh, this is big. Schadenfreude's winning streak is over. 259 00:14:55,383 --> 00:14:57,704 Come on boys! Let's go kick some old people. 260 00:14:59,716 --> 00:15:01,955 Ow! What is wrong with you? 261 00:15:02,055 --> 00:15:04,584 That's for having a death wish. That's my thing. 262 00:15:04,684 --> 00:15:06,795 I am not gonna die, Scamper. 263 00:15:08,558 --> 00:15:10,759 For the first time ever, 264 00:15:10,859 --> 00:15:12,717 I'm gonna live! 265 00:15:21,571 --> 00:15:24,108 I sometimes come down here to think. 266 00:15:24,699 --> 00:15:26,481 Wow, how interesting. 267 00:15:26,581 --> 00:15:28,151 What's next? You're gonna pull out a guitar 268 00:15:28,251 --> 00:15:31,578 and play us a song you wrote in college about being misunderstood? 269 00:15:44,427 --> 00:15:46,666 I know, right? And she's not even done yet. 270 00:15:53,270 --> 00:15:55,932 Baby, baby, it looks like it's gonna hail 271 00:15:57,941 --> 00:16:00,853 Baby, baby, it looks like it's gonna hail 272 00:16:02,153 --> 00:16:03,516 You better come inside 273 00:16:03,616 --> 00:16:05,351 Let me teach you how to jive and wail 274 00:16:07,826 --> 00:16:10,568 Come on, bigger. Do it. Come on, make it bigger. 275 00:16:12,289 --> 00:16:13,529 Bigger! 276 00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:20,285 Okay to the left. Very good. Now back to the right. 277 00:16:20,385 --> 00:16:22,456 No, no, no! 278 00:16:22,556 --> 00:16:27,334 To the left, now back to the right. To the right. To the right. 279 00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:29,294 Is that even her hand? 280 00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:41,307 And now to make her skin indestructible. 281 00:16:41,407 --> 00:16:42,682 You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail 282 00:16:42,782 --> 00:16:44,891 You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail 283 00:16:44,991 --> 00:16:47,354 You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail 284 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,990 Did you see that? Shoot him again. 285 00:17:03,381 --> 00:17:04,537 And now, the crucial last piece, 286 00:17:04,637 --> 00:17:07,669 the source of all, the Monster's power, 287 00:17:11,222 --> 00:17:13,053 the Evil Bone. 288 00:17:15,852 --> 00:17:19,015 I have to hurry. It loses its power in the light. 289 00:17:28,239 --> 00:17:29,604 That's it. 290 00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:31,941 Only one thing left to do. 291 00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:34,196 He said "do. " 292 00:17:35,914 --> 00:17:38,653 Pull the switch! 293 00:17:45,006 --> 00:17:47,042 Do not yell at me. 294 00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,836 Oh, I'm sorry. I was just... 295 00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:51,926 Pull the switch. 296 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,630 Please pull the switch. 297 00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:56,712 That's better. 298 00:17:56,812 --> 00:17:59,217 Wait, wait, wait, wait! Why does he get to pull the switch? 299 00:18:00,399 --> 00:18:02,760 Because I'm not an idiot, Brian. 300 00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:03,844 My name is not Brian! 301 00:18:03,944 --> 00:18:05,305 Then you must have his jar. 302 00:18:05,405 --> 00:18:07,684 Stop! You can both pull the switch. 303 00:18:07,784 --> 00:18:10,896 On the count of three. One. 304 00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:14,358 Hey! No fair! You said we could both pull the... 305 00:18:29,134 --> 00:18:30,965 Rise! 306 00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:33,968 Rise! 307 00:18:43,606 --> 00:18:44,686 I... 308 00:18:45,108 --> 00:18:46,814 I don't believe it. 309 00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:50,443 I'm a failure. I'm a... 310 00:18:51,114 --> 00:18:52,814 I'm an Igor. 311 00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:53,894 Get rid of that thing. 312 00:18:53,994 --> 00:18:55,948 I never want to see it again. 313 00:18:56,953 --> 00:18:58,989 Funny you should say that. 314 00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:05,617 Uh... Igor? Yeah. Where did the monster go? 315 00:19:05,717 --> 00:19:06,699 I don't know, Brain. 316 00:19:06,799 --> 00:19:09,329 May I suggest looking behind you? 317 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,128 It was just a suggestion. 318 00:19:19,976 --> 00:19:23,510 Maybe it just spontaneously combusted? 319 00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:27,470 Oh, yeah sure. I've read about that in... 320 00:19:27,570 --> 00:19:30,104 Who am I kidding? I can't read! 321 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:59,170 And just like that she was out of their lives. 322 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,181 I did it. I... 323 00:20:02,727 --> 00:20:04,388 I created life. 324 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,228 Has that hole always been there? 325 00:20:09,484 --> 00:20:10,724 Come on! 326 00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:16,268 Let me get this straight 327 00:20:16,368 --> 00:20:19,699 We are chasing after the bloodthirsty monster? 328 00:20:21,704 --> 00:20:23,365 "Home For Blind Orphans. " 329 00:20:25,586 --> 00:20:28,491 Oh God, she's killing blind orphans! 330 00:20:28,591 --> 00:20:32,120 That's so evil! I mean, which is great, but... 331 00:20:33,471 --> 00:20:35,047 Blind orphans! 332 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,098 I wanna go next. 333 00:20:44,227 --> 00:20:45,427 Me, me, pick me! 334 00:20:45,527 --> 00:20:48,803 I wonder what diabolical deed she has planned next. 335 00:20:48,903 --> 00:20:49,864 Piggyback rides? 336 00:20:49,964 --> 00:20:51,205 It's my turn! I wanna go next! 337 00:20:51,305 --> 00:20:51,968 I wanna go next! 338 00:20:52,068 --> 00:20:53,681 Me! Me! Pick me! Me! Me! 339 00:20:53,781 --> 00:20:55,894 Blind orphans get everything! 340 00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:57,309 Ah 341 00:20:57,409 --> 00:21:00,440 Your very large friend is a sweetheart. 342 00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:02,025 No, she's not. 343 00:21:03,454 --> 00:21:04,942 I am your master, and I command you 344 00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:07,365 to stop this gesture of goodwill right now 345 00:21:07,465 --> 00:21:09,119 and put them down. 346 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,035 Down! 347 00:21:13,256 --> 00:21:16,076 Okay, now you're gonna march right back to 348 00:21:16,176 --> 00:21:17,456 the castle, got it? 349 00:21:18,219 --> 00:21:19,709 Oh, he's dead! 350 00:21:23,435 --> 00:21:26,797 Those are paper flowers the orphans sell. 351 00:21:26,897 --> 00:21:29,721 Sounds like someone likes them. 352 00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:31,429 You touch it, you buy it! 353 00:21:37,822 --> 00:21:38,896 Master! 354 00:21:38,996 --> 00:21:41,566 I looked inside Dr Glickenstein's castle 355 00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:43,022 and didn't see anyone. 356 00:21:43,122 --> 00:21:44,525 But that's not all... 357 00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:47,109 Yes, it is, because your voice is annoying. 358 00:21:47,209 --> 00:21:49,363 Now, to break into Glickenstein's castle 359 00:21:49,463 --> 00:21:51,666 and steal the plans like Heid failed to do. 360 00:21:58,426 --> 00:22:00,665 What did this? 361 00:22:00,765 --> 00:22:05,301 I'm guessing something big. Something like this. 362 00:22:06,684 --> 00:22:09,636 Life? Glickenstein invented ife? 363 00:22:09,736 --> 00:22:12,641 I don't think he had a hand in it. 364 00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:15,978 Well, if he's toast, 365 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,230 who invented that? 366 00:22:19,113 --> 00:22:20,148 I don't believe it. 367 00:22:21,366 --> 00:22:22,478 Wow, 368 00:22:22,578 --> 00:22:26,190 so not only is every other Evil Scientist smarter than you, 369 00:22:26,290 --> 00:22:28,278 and Igor is, too? 370 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,448 Ouch! 371 00:22:30,548 --> 00:22:32,992 Smart is not mouthing off 372 00:22:33,092 --> 00:22:37,876 to the man who has just found his way to take the throne. 373 00:22:45,056 --> 00:22:48,674 Oh, baby, won't you please come home? 374 00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:52,928 'Cause your little daddy's gonna be all alone 375 00:22:53,028 --> 00:22:56,685 She must be making a club of flowers to smash us with. 376 00:22:57,819 --> 00:23:00,395 This must be very embarrassing for you. 377 00:23:00,495 --> 00:23:02,774 I never thought that we could part 378 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:08,614 For every hour in the day you can hear me say 379 00:23:09,205 --> 00:23:12,320 Baby, won't you please come home? I need you, I need you 380 00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:14,699 Okay clearly her Evil Bone wasn't activated 381 00:23:14,799 --> 00:23:16,782 when she came to life. That's it. 382 00:23:16,882 --> 00:23:18,329 Ooh! I have an idea! 383 00:23:18,429 --> 00:23:20,504 Is it about this situation? 384 00:23:20,883 --> 00:23:21,914 No. 385 00:23:22,014 --> 00:23:23,715 Is it even an idea? 386 00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:26,459 Is French fries an idea? 387 00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:31,301 So, how do you activate it? 388 00:23:31,401 --> 00:23:33,382 We need to kick-start it. 389 00:23:33,482 --> 00:23:35,636 We need to get her to commit one act of evil. 390 00:23:36,862 --> 00:23:38,814 She wouldn't hurt a fly. 391 00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:42,518 Okay. Monster, 392 00:23:42,864 --> 00:23:44,980 I command you to kill that fly. 393 00:23:46,242 --> 00:23:48,481 Kill it! Kill it! 394 00:23:48,581 --> 00:23:51,192 Kill it, girl! Come on! You're a killer! 395 00:23:51,292 --> 00:23:54,072 Maim it! Wound it! Insult it! 396 00:23:54,172 --> 00:23:56,824 Something! Kill it! Kill it! 397 00:23:56,924 --> 00:23:58,534 Kill, kill, kill! 398 00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:01,914 You were saying? 399 00:24:09,432 --> 00:24:11,673 No, no, no! You're evil! 400 00:24:12,101 --> 00:24:13,339 Evil! 401 00:24:13,439 --> 00:24:14,548 Evil! 402 00:24:14,648 --> 00:24:15,760 E... 403 00:24:16,522 --> 00:24:17,602 Eva. 404 00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:20,680 What? No, you're not Eva. 405 00:24:20,780 --> 00:24:22,313 Eva. Eva. 406 00:24:24,447 --> 00:24:25,853 What now, genius? 407 00:24:25,953 --> 00:24:28,813 Well, thank you for asking. What we're going to do... 408 00:24:28,913 --> 00:24:31,399 Go soak your brain, Brian. 409 00:24:31,499 --> 00:24:33,782 That's actually not a bad idea. 410 00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:35,579 Monster want a brain wash? 411 00:24:51,147 --> 00:24:52,089 Next! 412 00:24:52,189 --> 00:24:53,214 Hi, I'd like to... 413 00:24:53,314 --> 00:24:57,218 Hey, who you talking to? I'm the head guy here! 414 00:24:57,318 --> 00:24:58,845 Oh, excuse me. Sorry. 415 00:24:58,945 --> 00:25:01,391 What the heck is that? 416 00:25:01,491 --> 00:25:02,765 It's my Aunt Eva. 417 00:25:02,865 --> 00:25:04,642 She's getting a little sweet in her old age 418 00:25:04,742 --> 00:25:07,854 so I'd like to, I don't know, evil her up a bit. 419 00:25:08,866 --> 00:25:11,480 "Sunday Night Massacre. " No. "Arsonist. " 420 00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:13,234 Gee, they all look so good. 421 00:25:13,334 --> 00:25:15,536 How about the "Axe Murderer" brain wash? 422 00:25:15,998 --> 00:25:18,831 Oh! She must be very special to you. 423 00:25:38,980 --> 00:25:42,595 Hey! Don't touch that! It s a very complicated system! 424 00:25:42,695 --> 00:25:45,475 One wrong button and you'll just be watching regular cable 425 00:25:45,575 --> 00:25:49,103 You wanna waste your nephew's money like that? Huh? Huh? 426 00:26:04,171 --> 00:26:05,659 Gosh I feel like I'm sending my kid 427 00:26:05,759 --> 00:26:08,418 off to school for the first time. 428 00:26:08,551 --> 00:26:10,963 You know, to learn how to murder. 429 00:26:11,846 --> 00:26:14,084 Hi. How are you? Great wings. 430 00:26:14,184 --> 00:26:16,795 Listen, could you squeeze me in for a brain wash, too? 431 00:26:16,895 --> 00:26:18,843 A nice thorough scrubbing. 432 00:26:18,943 --> 00:26:20,424 What are you? An imbecile? 433 00:26:20,524 --> 00:26:23,979 Oh, parlez Italian? Taco grande to meet you. 434 00:26:24,692 --> 00:26:27,934 Yeah. Take Brian to Room Number 4. 435 00:26:31,574 --> 00:26:33,149 "Wish you weren't there. 436 00:26:33,249 --> 00:26:37,608 "This card teleports your enemy to you so you can destroy him in person. " 437 00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:38,818 Call me old-fashioned, 438 00:26:38,918 --> 00:26:41,072 but what happened to cards that just blew your head off? 439 00:26:41,172 --> 00:26:42,698 Just think Scamper. In a few short moments, 440 00:26:42,798 --> 00:26:46,081 I'm gonna have the most Evil Invention of all time. 441 00:26:47,256 --> 00:26:50,208 It's my whole life savings, but I think I'm going to treat myself. 442 00:26:52,931 --> 00:26:54,589 Oh, my hunch. 443 00:26:55,431 --> 00:26:57,262 "Happy Mother's Day. ' 444 00:27:01,270 --> 00:27:05,855 See, that's what I'm talking about. Simple, elegant, classic. 445 00:27:06,651 --> 00:27:09,684 You've seen a lot of brains I'm sure. 446 00:27:09,784 --> 00:27:12,612 Mine's bigger than average, right? No? 447 00:27:13,616 --> 00:27:15,948 Hello? Can you even talk? 448 00:27:18,378 --> 00:27:20,908 Canadians. I'll just watch TV. 449 00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:23,364 Whoops! 450 00:27:23,464 --> 00:27:24,949 Butterfingers. 451 00:27:27,630 --> 00:27:30,663 Oh. Great. Hold on. 452 00:27:30,763 --> 00:27:33,215 And it's cold, it's cold, it's cold, it's cold, it's cold. 453 00:27:33,344 --> 00:27:36,051 Hey, Monster, can I borrow your remote? 454 00:27:36,472 --> 00:27:37,803 Thank you. 455 00:27:41,727 --> 00:27:42,967 Oh, come on! 456 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:49,565 Let's do the twist Around and around and around 457 00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:51,104 Stupid remote! 458 00:27:51,529 --> 00:27:54,268 To plumb the depths of Blanche DuBois in Streetcar 459 00:27:54,368 --> 00:27:57,949 is the ultimate challenge for any modern actress. 460 00:28:03,332 --> 00:28:06,540 Well, our evil bun should be out of the oven soon. 461 00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:18,254 Estephan, you're a magician! 462 00:28:18,354 --> 00:28:19,753 What's that smell? 463 00:28:19,853 --> 00:28:23,091 My new air freshener, "Dead Dog. " Jealous? 464 00:28:26,856 --> 00:28:28,721 I don't hear anything. 465 00:28:32,743 --> 00:28:34,397 I think it worked. 466 00:28:35,990 --> 00:28:37,228 Maybe they did too much? 467 00:28:37,328 --> 00:28:38,649 Oh. Was it? 468 00:28:38,749 --> 00:28:42,276 Was I too much? I was pushing, wasn't I? 469 00:28:42,376 --> 00:28:44,904 It was only a vocal exercise, but that is a beginner's mistake 470 00:28:45,004 --> 00:28:47,911 I have to own that. That's just where I am. 471 00:28:48,210 --> 00:28:51,869 If only I knew whether I had the "it" factor. 472 00:28:51,969 --> 00:28:53,789 But how can you know? I mean, you can't learn that, 473 00:28:53,889 --> 00:28:55,621 you just have to be born with it. 474 00:28:55,721 --> 00:28:59,377 Oh listen to me going on and on about me me, me. 475 00:28:59,477 --> 00:29:02,461 Let's talk about you, Igor. Do you think I have "it"? 476 00:29:02,561 --> 00:29:06,717 Let's thank our guest who has taught us in one hour, 477 00:29:06,817 --> 00:29:10,896 a lifetime worth of lessons in acting. 478 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,356 Acting? 479 00:29:14,281 --> 00:29:16,228 Who changed the channel? 480 00:29:16,328 --> 00:29:17,309 Wait, where's the remote? 481 00:29:17,409 --> 00:29:19,313 Move it! I need this room. 482 00:29:19,413 --> 00:29:21,734 No, no, no. Wait! We need to unbrainwash her! 483 00:29:21,834 --> 00:29:23,652 No can do, pal. 484 00:29:23,752 --> 00:29:27,448 Every wash comes with a sealant guaranteed to last a lifetime. 485 00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:29,657 In other words, buzz off! 486 00:29:35,424 --> 00:29:38,163 Okay, things to do, sign up for yoga classes 487 00:29:38,263 --> 00:29:41,963 get new headshots, adopt children from all over the world. 488 00:29:42,063 --> 00:29:44,968 Oh! time for my elocution exercises. 489 00:29:45,309 --> 00:29:47,967 I need a box of biscuits. I need a box of biscuits. 490 00:29:48,067 --> 00:29:49,887 It's just failure after failure. 491 00:29:49,987 --> 00:29:52,767 After failure, after failure... 492 00:29:53,275 --> 00:29:55,557 Oh, sorry, I thought we were counting off all your failures. 493 00:29:55,657 --> 00:29:58,142 Biscuit mixer, a box of mix... 494 00:29:58,242 --> 00:30:01,356 A box of mixed biscuits and a biscuit mixer. 495 00:30:01,492 --> 00:30:02,921 I need a box... 496 00:30:03,021 --> 00:30:04,356 Stop the carriage! 497 00:30:04,456 --> 00:30:06,066 Ow! 498 00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:07,194 What? What's the matter? 499 00:30:07,294 --> 00:30:10,529 I don't mean to be a prima donna, but I think I need a bigger trailer. 500 00:30:10,629 --> 00:30:13,077 After failure, after failure, after failure... 501 00:30:13,177 --> 00:30:15,786 After failure, after failure... 502 00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:22,334 That monster is about to be mine. 503 00:30:22,434 --> 00:30:24,379 Oh, really? How? 504 00:30:24,479 --> 00:30:28,591 Well, with a little something I just stole for the occasion, okay? 505 00:30:31,981 --> 00:30:34,013 Practice poses for the red carpet, 506 00:30:34,113 --> 00:30:37,976 become an environmentalist, but still fly private when necessary. 507 00:30:41,574 --> 00:30:46,233 A Shrink, Ray? Oh, that's a genius' plan for stealing a monster. 508 00:30:46,333 --> 00:30:48,235 Hey! I don't come down to where you work and... 509 00:30:48,335 --> 00:30:51,614 Oh, that's right, you don't work! So shut your cake hole, darling! 510 00:30:51,714 --> 00:30:54,911 Now to shrink Igor and steal his monster. 511 00:31:01,469 --> 00:31:04,583 Oh, God. Did I hit it? Did I hit it? I hope I didn't hit it! 512 00:31:04,683 --> 00:31:07,794 You, sir, put the "Evil" in "Evil Scientist. " 513 00:31:07,894 --> 00:31:09,131 Here we go. 514 00:31:10,899 --> 00:31:12,259 What the...? 515 00:31:17,359 --> 00:31:19,767 Hold on! Pull over. I'm getting jar sick! 516 00:31:19,867 --> 00:31:21,393 Someone's trying to shoot us! 517 00:31:21,493 --> 00:31:25,572 Paparazzi! Why can't those vultures leave me a one? 518 00:31:29,708 --> 00:31:32,287 This has totally ruined my spa day. 519 00:31:40,216 --> 00:31:41,706 To the right! 520 00:31:41,806 --> 00:31:42,666 To the right! 521 00:31:43,177 --> 00:31:45,884 This is the worst car service I have ever used! 522 00:31:55,731 --> 00:31:57,137 Now I get to watch you die. 523 00:31:57,237 --> 00:31:58,312 Hold on! 524 00:32:07,743 --> 00:32:08,730 Brake. Brake! 525 00:32:08,830 --> 00:32:09,858 Uh-oh! 526 00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:11,316 Put the brake on, you... 527 00:32:15,251 --> 00:32:16,331 Okay. 528 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,581 Fire the rocket booster! 529 00:32:20,089 --> 00:32:21,871 I can't see who it is! 530 00:32:21,971 --> 00:32:22,997 Here I come! 531 00:32:23,097 --> 00:32:25,083 Oh! My beautiful face. 532 00:32:25,261 --> 00:32:27,923 No more Doctor. Don't Kill Anybody! 533 00:32:30,266 --> 00:32:33,630 We're not gonna make it! We're not gonna make it! 534 00:32:37,481 --> 00:32:40,182 If only you'd made yourself indestructible! 535 00:32:40,282 --> 00:32:42,182 Indestructible. Indestructible. 536 00:32:42,282 --> 00:32:43,765 Who wants to be a big movie star? 537 00:32:43,865 --> 00:32:45,773 Me! Me! I do. 538 00:33:01,797 --> 00:33:04,661 This would be the right time to curb your suicidal tendencies. 539 00:33:04,761 --> 00:33:07,591 BRAIN Hey! I can see my room from here. 540 00:33:12,850 --> 00:33:15,132 Go away! Look, I'm very important. 541 00:33:15,232 --> 00:33:17,384 Ew! What's that smell? 542 00:33:17,484 --> 00:33:21,764 Oh, yes, wait, it is the big, whopping stench of failure. 543 00:33:21,864 --> 00:33:27,070 Ironically, at an inch tall, you still have the biggest mouth in Malaria. 544 00:33:42,546 --> 00:33:43,533 Thank you. 545 00:33:43,633 --> 00:33:44,995 You're very welcome. 546 00:33:45,507 --> 00:33:46,995 You saved my life. 547 00:33:47,095 --> 00:33:52,086 As an actor, I feel things very deeply, and I treasure all of life. 548 00:33:56,685 --> 00:33:59,969 FIY, it is actually me you should thank. 549 00:34:00,069 --> 00:34:02,427 I was the one who changed the channel on her brain wash. 550 00:34:02,527 --> 00:34:03,473 - What? - Yep, 551 00:34:03,573 --> 00:34:06,644 and if she had been evil, she would have let us all die. 552 00:34:06,744 --> 00:34:09,063 So technically, I'm the one who saved us. 553 00:34:09,163 --> 00:34:11,363 But no need to thank me. 554 00:34:11,867 --> 00:34:13,730 Actually, a "thank you" would be nice. 555 00:34:13,830 --> 00:34:17,567 It could be in the form of a card or a poem, your choice. 556 00:34:17,667 --> 00:34:19,370 I a so like ponies. 557 00:34:21,001 --> 00:34:22,207 An axe? 558 00:34:23,170 --> 00:34:24,370 I don't want an axe. That's crazy. 559 00:34:24,470 --> 00:34:25,619 Why would you offer me an axe? 560 00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:29,454 You made my monster an actress! 561 00:34:29,554 --> 00:34:31,959 This is why people are afraid of hunchbacks! 562 00:34:32,059 --> 00:34:33,417 This. Right here! 563 00:34:33,517 --> 00:34:35,045 Oh! What play are they rehearsing? 564 00:34:35,145 --> 00:34:36,296 Brain-Dead. 565 00:34:36,396 --> 00:34:38,255 Don't let him kill me! It's gonna be a smash. 566 00:34:38,355 --> 00:34:39,508 Don't let him kill me! 567 00:34:42,901 --> 00:34:45,605 The only thing killed here is my dream. 568 00:34:45,901 --> 00:34:47,601 Bravo! Bravo! 569 00:34:47,701 --> 00:34:48,681 Huh? 570 00:34:48,781 --> 00:34:51,105 Oh, you guys are so lucky to have work. 571 00:34:51,205 --> 00:34:54,656 If only I had a role I could really sink my teeth into. 572 00:34:55,577 --> 00:34:57,190 Eva, you're in luck. 573 00:34:57,290 --> 00:34:59,276 In four days, there is an audition for the lead 574 00:34:59,376 --> 00:35:02,656 in the biggest play to hit Malaria since... 575 00:35:02,756 --> 00:35:04,990 The Desperate Hunchback Who Grasped at Straws? 576 00:35:05,090 --> 00:35:07,619 Seriously, Eva, this could be your big break! 577 00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,916 Oh, my gosh! I don't believe it! What play is it? 578 00:35:11,016 --> 00:35:12,247 Play? What play is it? 579 00:35:12,347 --> 00:35:13,584 Is it Annie? 580 00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:15,502 Annie? 581 00:35:15,602 --> 00:35:19,087 So many terrific girls got their start playing Annie. 582 00:35:19,187 --> 00:35:21,466 Yes, that's it! It's Annie! 583 00:35:21,566 --> 00:35:23,550 So it's actually a musical? 584 00:35:30,946 --> 00:35:32,352 I think I just wet myself. 585 00:35:32,452 --> 00:35:34,109 Someone can sing! 586 00:35:34,491 --> 00:35:37,574 Gosh! Me trying out for Annie, 587 00:35:37,911 --> 00:35:42,152 the plucky orphan whose song of hope lifts the heart of a weary nation? 588 00:35:42,252 --> 00:35:44,738 Yeah. Except in this version, Annie goes nuts 589 00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:46,573 and battles a bunch of Evil Inventions 590 00:35:46,673 --> 00:35:48,702 in deadly hand-to-hand combat. 591 00:35:48,802 --> 00:35:51,373 Wow. How avant-garde. 592 00:35:51,473 --> 00:35:54,755 Yeah. Trust me. You were born to be in this production. 593 00:35:55,804 --> 00:36:01,258 The sun'll come out tomorrow 594 00:36:01,358 --> 00:36:02,382 Bet your... 595 00:36:02,482 --> 00:36:04,468 No, you missed it, again. 596 00:36:04,938 --> 00:36:08,222 Excuse me, Igor, but I think you're supposed to say "cut. " 597 00:36:08,322 --> 00:36:09,517 That's for film. 598 00:36:09,617 --> 00:36:10,597 Film? 599 00:36:10,697 --> 00:36:14,061 Can you imagine a face like that on a 40-foot screen? 600 00:36:15,073 --> 00:36:17,062 All right, all right. Now, listen, Eva... 601 00:36:17,162 --> 00:36:19,316 Excuse me, Igor, I'm a little distracted. 602 00:36:19,416 --> 00:36:20,567 What? 603 00:36:20,667 --> 00:36:23,449 I think the makeup girl is out to get me. 604 00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:28,869 No, that's Brain. And he's not the makeup girl, he's the idiot. 605 00:36:28,969 --> 00:36:31,413 Now try to remember on the word "tomorrow," 606 00:36:31,513 --> 00:36:35,084 you re supposed to crush the Evil Invention to your left! 607 00:36:35,184 --> 00:36:36,959 You mean "stage left. " 608 00:36:37,059 --> 00:36:40,256 Yeah, whatever. You're supposed to smash it to smithereens. 609 00:36:40,356 --> 00:36:41,962 I know, it's just... 610 00:36:42,062 --> 00:36:44,409 It looks kind of real, and it's hard because I would 611 00:36:44,509 --> 00:36:45,587 never hurt anything real 612 00:36:45,687 --> 00:36:46,718 The props at the audition 613 00:36:46,818 --> 00:36:48,263 are gonna look even more real, Eva. 614 00:36:48,363 --> 00:36:50,345 Some may even scream when you smash them. 615 00:36:50,445 --> 00:36:51,555 Oh, really? 616 00:36:51,655 --> 00:36:54,516 Yes. And they're also going to fight back. 617 00:36:54,616 --> 00:36:56,019 But it's all for reality's sake. 618 00:36:56,119 --> 00:36:57,602 But if you don't want to be a real actress... 619 00:36:57,702 --> 00:36:59,775 Oh, no, no. I do, I do. 620 00:36:59,875 --> 00:37:02,150 This is a block for me but I will get through it. 621 00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:04,862 Once more, from the top, with feeling. 622 00:37:05,707 --> 00:37:08,447 I just have a teeny, teeny, tiny suggestion. 623 00:37:08,547 --> 00:37:11,783 Now, I know I m not the director but at the end of the number, 624 00:37:11,883 --> 00:37:14,788 I would love to try something like this... 625 00:37:14,888 --> 00:37:19,124 You're only a day 626 00:37:19,224 --> 00:37:23,055 Away 627 00:37:41,243 --> 00:37:42,528 Works for me. 628 00:37:48,917 --> 00:37:52,826 Dr. Igor. Dr. Igor von Igorstein. 629 00:37:52,926 --> 00:37:56,786 No, no, no. The Evil Revered Igor von Igorstein III. 630 00:37:56,886 --> 00:37:58,029 I can't believe it. 631 00:37:58,129 --> 00:38:00,717 I might actually be able to pull this off. 632 00:38:03,724 --> 00:38:06,507 Good work today, Eva. You took some really... 633 00:38:07,689 --> 00:38:09,017 big steps. 634 00:38:10,105 --> 00:38:11,766 Thank you, Igor. 635 00:38:12,441 --> 00:38:14,391 I'm whispering to protect my voice. 636 00:38:14,491 --> 00:38:17,226 I really couldn't have done it without you. 637 00:38:18,030 --> 00:38:19,770 Isn't it beautiful? 638 00:38:20,323 --> 00:38:23,400 King Malbert has turned this country into a paradise. 639 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:27,609 His tower shines out for all the world to see as a beacon of evil. 640 00:38:27,709 --> 00:38:29,488 And that's a good thing? 641 00:38:29,588 --> 00:38:31,784 We were a nothing country until King Malbert taught us 642 00:38:31,884 --> 00:38:34,034 that the way to succeed is by doing evil. 643 00:38:34,134 --> 00:38:35,203 Phew! 644 00:38:35,303 --> 00:38:36,872 This is a tough town. 645 00:38:36,972 --> 00:38:39,877 Well, in this world, nice guys finish last. 646 00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:43,166 So, I have to step on people to get ahead? 647 00:38:43,266 --> 00:38:44,250 Uh... 648 00:38:44,350 --> 00:38:45,421 Yeah. 649 00:38:45,521 --> 00:38:49,174 Well, I'd rather be a good nobody than an evil somebody. 650 00:38:49,274 --> 00:38:52,177 And so would you. Because you're good, Igor. 651 00:38:52,277 --> 00:38:53,303 Eva, don't say that. 652 00:38:53,403 --> 00:38:55,098 It's true. You are good. 653 00:38:55,198 --> 00:38:56,429 Seriously, stop saying that! 654 00:38:56,529 --> 00:38:58,727 But you are! You've helped me with my audition. 655 00:38:58,827 --> 00:39:01,059 You've made me this delicious tea. 656 00:39:01,159 --> 00:39:02,437 You're a very good friend. 657 00:39:02,537 --> 00:39:04,232 Evil Scientists don't have friends. 658 00:39:04,332 --> 00:39:06,314 Well, what are Brain and Scamper? 659 00:39:06,414 --> 00:39:07,442 Headaches. 660 00:39:07,542 --> 00:39:08,572 Oh! 661 00:39:08,955 --> 00:39:10,530 Is that all I am? 662 00:39:10,630 --> 00:39:11,611 No. 663 00:39:11,711 --> 00:39:14,616 Okay. Then you can be my number two friend. 664 00:39:14,716 --> 00:39:17,995 Number two friend. Well, who's your number one friend? 665 00:39:18,095 --> 00:39:20,251 See? You're jealous. 666 00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:23,091 You do wanna be my friend. 667 00:39:23,887 --> 00:39:26,048 I guess I'm just a pushover. 668 00:39:27,849 --> 00:39:31,967 Hi, welcome to Cristall Clear. I'm Carl Cristall. 669 00:39:32,479 --> 00:39:36,720 Tonight, we have a very special guest, someone we all love and respect. 670 00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:39,643 It's Honkers the Gassy Monkey. But first, King Malbert. 671 00:39:39,743 --> 00:39:42,187 You're not wearing any, you know, pants. 672 00:39:42,287 --> 00:39:43,267 Hmm? 673 00:39:43,367 --> 00:39:44,728 Oh, no, I'm not. 674 00:39:44,828 --> 00:39:47,858 I figure, why does an invisible man need to wear pants? 675 00:39:47,958 --> 00:39:50,490 It's very liberating, Your Highness. 676 00:39:50,706 --> 00:39:52,656 Sire, the clouds, 677 00:39:52,756 --> 00:39:55,536 were they a blessing or a curse? 678 00:39:56,169 --> 00:39:59,747 Well, of course, I would never wish the clouds on my people. 679 00:39:59,847 --> 00:40:02,622 But we rallied together for the common good 680 00:40:02,722 --> 00:40:06,458 by embracing evil, and look at us now! 681 00:40:06,558 --> 00:40:08,420 Respected, successful. 682 00:40:11,768 --> 00:40:12,755 What are you doing? 683 00:40:12,855 --> 00:40:14,009 Scratching my invisible... 684 00:40:14,109 --> 00:40:16,305 But getting back to my next question, sire. 685 00:40:16,405 --> 00:40:19,099 The Evil Science Fair is two days away. 686 00:40:19,199 --> 00:40:22,525 Any predictions? Can anyone beat Dr. Schadenfreude? 687 00:40:22,904 --> 00:40:24,854 Well, I hate to predict. 688 00:40:26,079 --> 00:40:29,858 I mean, all the Evil Scientists are twisted fiends in their own right. 689 00:40:29,958 --> 00:40:31,816 That said, there may be a genius this year 690 00:40:31,916 --> 00:40:34,321 with an Evil Invention so revolutionary 691 00:40:34,421 --> 00:40:37,743 that Schadenfreude might finally get knocked off his perch! 692 00:40:37,843 --> 00:40:41,374 The only one getting knocked off his perch is you! 693 00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:43,248 Damn it, I need that monster! 694 00:40:43,348 --> 00:40:44,666 I will not be beaten 695 00:40:44,766 --> 00:40:47,968 by a hunchbacked pot-bellied, bulgy-eyed runt. 696 00:40:48,472 --> 00:40:52,049 I think he's kind of cute. Talent is attractive. 697 00:40:52,149 --> 00:40:54,968 I can just picture Igor and his monster now, 698 00:40:55,068 --> 00:40:58,553 plotting their deadly combat maneuvers. 699 00:40:59,608 --> 00:41:01,558 700 00:41:01,658 --> 00:41:04,939 701 00:41:06,114 --> 00:41:09,527 702 00:41:09,701 --> 00:41:11,189 703 00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:17,205 704 00:41:18,502 --> 00:41:22,035 705 00:41:22,135 --> 00:41:24,462 706 00:41:25,342 --> 00:41:27,003 707 00:41:27,803 --> 00:41:29,584 708 00:41:29,684 --> 00:41:31,504 709 00:41:31,604 --> 00:41:33,298 710 00:41:33,398 --> 00:41:36,133 711 00:41:54,746 --> 00:41:58,455 712 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,865 713 00:42:02,212 --> 00:42:05,745 714 00:42:05,845 --> 00:42:08,595 715 00:42:08,695 --> 00:42:09,495 716 00:42:09,761 --> 00:42:11,422 717 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,170 718 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,096 719 00:42:15,392 --> 00:42:16,928 720 00:42:17,269 --> 00:42:19,132 721 00:42:19,232 --> 00:42:22,266 722 00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:25,766 723 00:42:25,866 --> 00:42:27,692 724 00:42:28,196 --> 00:42:30,107 725 00:42:31,491 --> 00:42:34,856 726 00:42:34,956 --> 00:42:37,695 727 00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:40,820 728 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,780 729 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,866 730 00:42:44,966 --> 00:42:47,705 731 00:42:48,717 --> 00:42:50,958 Guys, can you come in here? 732 00:42:51,511 --> 00:42:53,376 I need to talk to you. 733 00:42:54,431 --> 00:42:58,094 If she's having a woman problem it's all yours. 734 00:43:14,242 --> 00:43:15,652 Ta-da! 735 00:43:15,994 --> 00:43:17,444 What are these? 736 00:43:17,544 --> 00:43:19,402 Opening night presents. 737 00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:22,030 I know it's technically just an audition tomorrow, 738 00:43:22,130 --> 00:43:23,363 but I figured "What the hey?" 739 00:43:23,463 --> 00:43:26,493 They're not much, since I had to use stuff I found around here 740 00:43:26,593 --> 00:43:28,870 but, well... You first, Brain! 741 00:43:28,970 --> 00:43:32,668 An envelope! You spoil me rotten, lady. 742 00:43:32,768 --> 00:43:34,797 I think we better open it. 743 00:43:35,513 --> 00:43:37,463 It's a new label for your jar. 744 00:43:38,644 --> 00:43:40,758 And Brain is spelled right! 745 00:43:41,645 --> 00:43:43,007 It is, right? 746 00:43:43,107 --> 00:43:45,218 You shouldn't really worry about labels, though, 747 00:43:45,318 --> 00:43:47,647 because you may be a brain, but you have heart. 748 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:51,017 And in some ways, that's more important. 749 00:43:51,117 --> 00:43:53,945 Heart? I'd kill for a pair of feet. 750 00:43:55,242 --> 00:43:59,069 Open yours, Scamper. It s a prehistoric evergreen. 751 00:43:59,169 --> 00:44:01,695 They live forever. I just want to make sure 752 00:44:01,795 --> 00:44:04,153 that if anything ever happens to the three of us, 753 00:44:04,253 --> 00:44:05,450 you always have company. 754 00:44:05,550 --> 00:44:08,576 Great. I must be allergic to it. 755 00:44:08,676 --> 00:44:12,290 With any luck, it'll kill me with its dinosaur-era toxins. 756 00:44:13,301 --> 00:44:15,383 Can we move on to Igor now? 757 00:44:16,805 --> 00:44:19,294 No one's ever given me a gift before. 758 00:44:19,394 --> 00:44:22,224 It's something no director can be without. 759 00:44:23,436 --> 00:44:24,676 A beret! 760 00:44:27,482 --> 00:44:28,469 Voilа! 761 00:44:28,569 --> 00:44:29,847 That's French for, 762 00:44:29,947 --> 00:44:32,682 "Please stop pelting me and my ridiculous hat with rocks. " 763 00:44:32,782 --> 00:44:35,316 Hey, Igor where's our gift for Eva? 764 00:44:35,699 --> 00:44:36,686 Our gift? 765 00:44:36,786 --> 00:44:38,690 Oh! You guys didn't. 766 00:44:38,790 --> 00:44:39,991 We did. 767 00:44:40,870 --> 00:44:42,906 Where'd you put it, Igor? 768 00:44:43,039 --> 00:44:45,997 It s in the other room. 769 00:44:49,337 --> 00:44:52,170 Gift, gift, gift, gift. 770 00:44:58,263 --> 00:45:01,175 Eva. Well, we got you this. 771 00:45:02,434 --> 00:45:04,015 It's a necklace. 772 00:45:12,068 --> 00:45:15,026 It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen! 773 00:45:16,489 --> 00:45:18,064 Igor, can you... 774 00:45:18,164 --> 00:45:20,315 I would do it myself, but I am all thumbs. 775 00:45:20,415 --> 00:45:23,777 Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I got the thumbs on sale. 776 00:45:24,706 --> 00:45:25,906 I'm never gonna take this off. 777 00:45:26,006 --> 00:45:29,412 That way all of you will be close to my heart forever. 778 00:45:31,551 --> 00:45:35,084 I need to go write this down in my sense-memory journal! 779 00:45:35,383 --> 00:45:37,374 Oh, where did I put my glitter pen? 780 00:45:39,721 --> 00:45:42,003 See, this is the kind of moment that'd be tough 781 00:45:42,103 --> 00:45:45,300 for someone who wasn't meant to be an Evil Scientist. 782 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:49,056 Somebody who'd go all soft and want to tell her the truth. 783 00:45:50,357 --> 00:45:52,889 But lucky for us, I'm evil, right? 784 00:45:52,989 --> 00:45:54,724 Yeah. Lucky us. 785 00:45:55,737 --> 00:45:57,477 I don't feel lucky. 786 00:46:07,790 --> 00:46:10,698 So we stay on track, 'cause we're almost there, 787 00:46:10,798 --> 00:46:13,620 and I just don't let her get into my head. 788 00:46:19,057 --> 00:46:21,084 It s so hard being a little hunchback. 789 00:46:21,184 --> 00:46:22,335 Heidi! 790 00:46:22,435 --> 00:46:25,338 Dr. Glickenstein is under the rug. I mean, under the weather. 791 00:46:25,438 --> 00:46:27,424 I didn't come to see him. 792 00:46:28,019 --> 00:46:30,260 I came to see you. 793 00:46:31,022 --> 00:46:32,102 Me? 794 00:46:38,947 --> 00:46:42,899 By the way, an Igor came by today 795 00:46:42,999 --> 00:46:45,779 and asked me to hands-deliver this to you. 796 00:46:46,246 --> 00:46:48,111 And these are my hands. 797 00:46:49,207 --> 00:46:50,194 What? What is it? 798 00:46:50,294 --> 00:46:52,198 Ja, I haven't any idea. 799 00:46:52,298 --> 00:46:53,908 "Wish You Weren't There. " 800 00:46:59,175 --> 00:47:02,633 Oh, excellent, wonderful. 801 00:47:02,971 --> 00:47:04,632 You got my card. 802 00:47:07,895 --> 00:47:08,879 Is everything okay? 803 00:47:10,026 --> 00:47:11,006 I heard a strange noise. 804 00:47:11,106 --> 00:47:12,091 Ooh! 805 00:47:12,191 --> 00:47:14,552 Oh, I wasn't at the door listening to you and Igor. 806 00:47:14,652 --> 00:47:15,980 I just... 807 00:47:16,985 --> 00:47:20,062 Hi! We haven't met. I'm Eva. 808 00:47:22,824 --> 00:47:24,687 Oh you're upset, aren't you? 809 00:47:24,787 --> 00:47:27,736 "Who is this strange woman living with Igor," right? 810 00:47:27,836 --> 00:47:30,487 Well, believe me, Igor and I are just friends. 811 00:47:30,587 --> 00:47:33,239 As his girlfriend you have nothing to worry about. 812 00:47:33,339 --> 00:47:34,991 I'm not his girlfriend. 813 00:47:35,091 --> 00:47:36,324 You're not? 814 00:47:36,424 --> 00:47:38,582 But the way he looks at you... 815 00:47:39,173 --> 00:47:40,579 He never looks at me that way. 816 00:47:40,679 --> 00:47:42,751 Maybe some men like girls 817 00:47:42,851 --> 00:47:46,678 who don't look like they've been put together at the junkyard. 818 00:47:48,349 --> 00:47:49,423 Right. 819 00:47:49,523 --> 00:47:52,259 You have a very ugly face. 820 00:47:54,063 --> 00:47:57,055 Well, I have to go get some rest for my audit on tomorrow. 821 00:47:57,192 --> 00:47:58,473 It was nice meeting you. 822 00:47:58,573 --> 00:47:59,599 Oh. 823 00:48:00,781 --> 00:48:02,018 Whoops! 824 00:48:03,907 --> 00:48:05,192 Audit on? 825 00:48:10,705 --> 00:48:13,363 So, how's your cocktail, Igor? 826 00:48:13,463 --> 00:48:15,446 Is it nice? You like t? 827 00:48:15,546 --> 00:48:18,620 Is it coconut-ty? Coconut-ty enough? 828 00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:21,876 Wait! You should be sipping in style! 829 00:48:22,383 --> 00:48:24,540 Igor Krazy Straw! Right now. 830 00:48:27,643 --> 00:48:30,465 Small trumpet. Isn't that better? Doesn't that taste better? 831 00:48:30,565 --> 00:48:31,545 Excuse me, sir, but why... 832 00:48:33,186 --> 00:48:35,011 I mean, why am I here? 833 00:48:35,111 --> 00:48:36,967 You can drop that slur around me. 834 00:48:37,067 --> 00:48:40,179 I don't even make my Igors talk that way. Isn't that right, Igor? 835 00:48:40,279 --> 00:48:43,979 Oh, that's right, Master. 836 00:48:44,079 --> 00:48:45,810 How many times do I have to tell you? 837 00:48:45,910 --> 00:48:48,396 Call me Frederick. Okay? That's my name. 838 00:48:48,496 --> 00:48:50,404 Okay. Frederick! 839 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,821 I have to get back. Dr. Glickenstein will be missing me. 840 00:48:53,921 --> 00:48:58,281 Somehow, I think he's missing more than his right-hand man. 841 00:48:59,465 --> 00:49:04,422 Look, Iggy baby I know all about Glickenstein and his deadness. 842 00:49:05,593 --> 00:49:07,879 I also know about your monster. 843 00:49:08,763 --> 00:49:10,295 I m gonna guess your plan. 844 00:49:10,395 --> 00:49:12,057 You win the Evil Science Fair, 845 00:49:12,157 --> 00:49:14,674 and then everyone looks past the hunch thing, 846 00:49:14,774 --> 00:49:16,676 and they accept you for the real you. 847 00:49:16,776 --> 00:49:19,429 You grab the girl of your dreams and you cha-cha-cha your way 848 00:49:19,529 --> 00:49:20,636 to a happy ending. 849 00:49:20,736 --> 00:49:21,807 Am I close on this? 850 00:49:21,907 --> 00:49:23,357 No, not entirely. 851 00:49:24,862 --> 00:49:26,272 I don't know how to cha-cha. 852 00:49:26,990 --> 00:49:29,478 We're a lot alike, Igor. 853 00:49:29,578 --> 00:49:31,651 I want to be more as well, 854 00:49:31,751 --> 00:49:34,195 but society, it won't let me. It stops me. 855 00:49:34,295 --> 00:49:35,362 So, this is my plan: 856 00:49:35,462 --> 00:49:38,696 I enter Evil Science Fair with your monster and then I win. 857 00:49:38,796 --> 00:49:40,950 I turn the monster on the King. 858 00:49:41,050 --> 00:49:44,629 Ding dong, the King is dead, long live the new king, me! 859 00:49:46,676 --> 00:49:52,387 And then you come in as Malaria's new Evil Scientist Dr. Igor. 860 00:49:53,057 --> 00:49:54,626 So what do you say to that? Is that nice? 861 00:49:54,726 --> 00:49:55,526 Is that really nice? 862 00:49:55,596 --> 00:49:57,423 You want to overthrow the King? 863 00:49:57,523 --> 00:49:59,927 I thought you wanted to be an Evil Scientist. 864 00:50:00,027 --> 00:50:01,009 I do. But... 865 00:50:01,109 --> 00:50:02,807 Stop thinking like an Igor! 866 00:50:02,907 --> 00:50:06,233 Evil Scientists do not let anyone stand in their way. 867 00:50:06,904 --> 00:50:09,143 Yes. I know. They step on people to get ahead. 868 00:50:09,243 --> 00:50:10,446 Exactly! 869 00:50:11,326 --> 00:50:12,357 She'll never do it. 870 00:50:12,457 --> 00:50:13,401 She? 871 00:50:13,501 --> 00:50:14,732 The monster. She isn't evil. 872 00:50:14,832 --> 00:50:17,405 Something went wrong and her Evil Bone was never activated. 873 00:50:17,505 --> 00:50:20,738 So how do we get this Evil Bone up and running, huh? 874 00:50:20,838 --> 00:50:24,794 We kick it, we slap it, we take it to the movies, call it Irene? 875 00:50:25,298 --> 00:50:26,660 She needs to commit an evil act, 876 00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,414 but since she's not evil, she won't. 877 00:50:30,637 --> 00:50:32,087 Well, your troubles are over then, 878 00:50:32,187 --> 00:50:35,672 because I can get a woman to do absolutely anything. 879 00:50:36,226 --> 00:50:37,257 I don't know. 880 00:50:37,357 --> 00:50:40,804 Don't tell me that you have feelings for this thing? 881 00:50:40,904 --> 00:50:42,307 - No. - Good, 882 00:50:43,024 --> 00:50:45,390 because that would be pathetic. 883 00:50:46,277 --> 00:50:50,896 I can give you everything you have ever wanted. 884 00:50:51,365 --> 00:50:52,439 I think I need to go. 885 00:50:52,539 --> 00:50:55,066 Look, the Evil Science Fair is in a few hours. 886 00:50:55,166 --> 00:50:58,069 You're either with me or against me. 887 00:50:58,169 --> 00:51:00,371 Yes or no? 888 00:51:04,093 --> 00:51:05,747 I take that as a no. 889 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,542 What are you going to do now, smart guy? 890 00:51:24,315 --> 00:51:25,596 Oh! 891 00:51:28,778 --> 00:51:29,893 No! 892 00:51:31,742 --> 00:51:33,354 Frederick! 893 00:51:35,076 --> 00:51:36,901 Frederick! Why are you swimming? 894 00:51:37,001 --> 00:51:38,651 You just ate 10 minutes ago. 895 00:51:38,751 --> 00:51:40,486 Get off of me, you buffoon! 896 00:52:10,987 --> 00:52:12,812 Okay, we finished your costume. 897 00:52:12,912 --> 00:52:15,187 I just hope it's cinched enough at the waist. 898 00:52:15,287 --> 00:52:17,521 Obviously, if I had more time, I would have made it flare out 899 00:52:17,621 --> 00:52:18,899 a little bit more over the knees. 900 00:52:18,999 --> 00:52:22,203 Stop touching it, Brain, I'm creating a look here. 901 00:52:23,166 --> 00:52:26,324 You guys are my friends. So, you'll tell me the truth, right? 902 00:52:26,424 --> 00:52:28,034 Yeah, sure. 903 00:52:29,005 --> 00:52:31,462 Do you think I'm pretty? 904 00:52:34,051 --> 00:52:38,042 Brain, get me a tub of eye-liner, a pound of lipstick, 905 00:52:38,142 --> 00:52:41,879 and if all else fails, the severed head of a supermodel. 906 00:52:41,979 --> 00:52:44,821 Okay, the Jacuzzi is not a bathroom. 907 00:52:44,921 --> 00:52:45,721 I know that now. 908 00:52:46,942 --> 00:52:49,597 Please, please take your own sweet time! I'm loving it here! 909 00:52:49,697 --> 00:52:51,180 Oh, really? 910 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,102 Well, then maybe you should stay down there 911 00:52:53,202 --> 00:52:55,728 with your Igor, poopshkin! 912 00:52:55,828 --> 00:52:58,062 You know something? He's a good listener, 913 00:52:58,162 --> 00:53:02,198 he's got soft hands, and unlike you, he sometimes shaves his legs! 914 00:53:11,672 --> 00:53:15,210 Wait. No kissing Heidi. 915 00:53:17,845 --> 00:53:20,587 Or do you like me better as Heidi? 916 00:53:20,723 --> 00:53:23,587 Hmm. Jaclyn, Heidi, Jaclyn, Heidi. 917 00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:26,092 It would be really swell 918 00:53:26,192 --> 00:53:28,763 if you didn't go psycho-girlfriend on me right now. 919 00:53:28,863 --> 00:53:30,763 I'm not psycho! 920 00:53:30,863 --> 00:53:31,889 Obviously not. 921 00:53:31,989 --> 00:53:37,270 How would you feel if every day you had to be 13 different people? 922 00:53:37,370 --> 00:53:39,981 I'm Jaclyn, your girlfriend. 923 00:53:42,703 --> 00:53:45,615 Then I'm Dr. Nachtmahrs girlfriend. 924 00:53:46,541 --> 00:53:49,117 Then I'm Dr. Groaner's girlfriend. 925 00:53:49,217 --> 00:53:50,823 All for you! 926 00:53:50,923 --> 00:53:54,285 To help you steal inventions year after year. 927 00:53:54,385 --> 00:53:58,622 And I still say those stolen pills were the best invention yet. 928 00:53:58,722 --> 00:54:01,583 Well, this time they really paid off. 929 00:54:01,683 --> 00:54:04,545 Guess what Mommy found out about our favorite little monster? 930 00:54:04,645 --> 00:54:06,130 Or should I say actress? 931 00:54:06,230 --> 00:54:07,216 Oh. 932 00:54:10,147 --> 00:54:11,307 Eva. 933 00:54:15,570 --> 00:54:17,811 Eva, Eva! 934 00:54:22,535 --> 00:54:26,244 Just breathe. Okay. Center yourself on the body. 935 00:54:33,963 --> 00:54:36,921 I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Director. 936 00:54:43,890 --> 00:54:47,505 Oh, no, this isn't happening. Act graceful. Act graceful. 937 00:54:47,605 --> 00:54:48,676 Keep smiling. 938 00:54:54,608 --> 00:54:56,018 Too close? 939 00:54:56,527 --> 00:54:59,644 No. Eva, you look... You look beautiful. 940 00:55:00,406 --> 00:55:02,063 Oh this is such a clichй, 941 00:55:02,163 --> 00:55:05,571 the leading lady falling for her director. 942 00:55:05,995 --> 00:55:08,702 Well, you're not used to high heels 943 00:55:10,333 --> 00:55:11,914 Oh, you mean... 944 00:55:12,501 --> 00:55:14,239 Our work here is done. 945 00:55:14,339 --> 00:55:15,536 Our work? 946 00:55:15,636 --> 00:55:18,832 You spent the entire time playing with a piece of ribbon. 947 00:55:23,721 --> 00:55:27,211 Eva, about the audition, I think I've given you the wrong direction. 948 00:55:27,311 --> 00:55:30,009 But I feel so prepared. 949 00:55:30,109 --> 00:55:34,387 No, I've been trying to make you play a role that you're not right for. 950 00:55:34,487 --> 00:55:35,431 What? 951 00:55:35,531 --> 00:55:36,680 I have to tell you the truth. 952 00:55:39,737 --> 00:55:42,444 He did. I'll just be a minute. 953 00:55:44,950 --> 00:55:49,235 Oh, Igor. Ow! My ankle. 954 00:55:49,335 --> 00:55:52,242 It twisted like the pretzel, Igor! 955 00:55:53,793 --> 00:55:55,324 Enchanting. 956 00:55:55,424 --> 00:55:58,035 Thank you. And who are you? 957 00:55:58,589 --> 00:56:03,668 Someone who does not want your unique gifts to go to waste. 958 00:56:04,848 --> 00:56:06,381 Are you a talent agent? 959 00:56:06,764 --> 00:56:09,966 I was so deep down worried 960 00:56:10,066 --> 00:56:13,968 that when you opened the card I thought I lost you forever. 961 00:56:14,068 --> 00:56:16,095 Heidi, I need to tell you something. 962 00:56:16,195 --> 00:56:17,678 I don't know what it is, 963 00:56:17,778 --> 00:56:20,977 but I fee like for the first time in my life, 964 00:56:21,077 --> 00:56:24,278 I'm seeing a real Igor. 965 00:56:25,032 --> 00:56:27,944 And I think I'm in love with him. 966 00:56:32,081 --> 00:56:34,697 Wow, when it rains, it pours. 967 00:56:35,710 --> 00:56:36,697 No, no. 968 00:56:36,797 --> 00:56:39,370 Igor is a liar. He does this... 969 00:56:39,470 --> 00:56:42,578 Igor would never lie to me. Igor cares about me. 970 00:56:42,678 --> 00:56:44,788 Cares? He doesn't care. 971 00:56:44,888 --> 00:56:47,837 Because he built you to be a weapon. 972 00:56:47,937 --> 00:56:50,419 No, no, no, you re wrong. 973 00:56:50,519 --> 00:56:52,923 He'll never look at you and see a woman. 974 00:56:53,023 --> 00:56:55,970 All he will ever see is a monster. 975 00:56:56,070 --> 00:56:57,970 I don't believe you. 976 00:56:58,070 --> 00:56:59,972 Open your eyes. 977 00:57:00,072 --> 00:57:03,769 Igor has someone else in mind for your role. 978 00:57:03,869 --> 00:57:05,350 Heidi, no! 979 00:57:08,617 --> 00:57:10,355 There's nothing more for you here. 980 00:57:10,455 --> 00:57:14,662 Come with me. I will make you a star. 981 00:57:33,934 --> 00:57:35,094 No. 982 00:57:36,812 --> 00:57:37,843 Oh! 983 00:57:37,943 --> 00:57:39,263 What's wrong? 984 00:57:39,363 --> 00:57:42,058 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I've made someone else. 985 00:57:42,158 --> 00:57:43,182 Huh? 986 00:57:43,282 --> 00:57:46,892 I mean, I've met someone else, who I made. It s complicated. 987 00:57:46,992 --> 00:57:48,352 Wait a minute. 988 00:57:48,452 --> 00:57:50,274 You're rejecting me? 989 00:57:50,374 --> 00:57:51,398 I'm sorry. 990 00:57:51,498 --> 00:57:54,200 For that big bumpy thing? 991 00:57:55,289 --> 00:57:56,276 How do you know about... 992 00:57:56,376 --> 00:58:02,034 I mean, this isn't even the sexiest me, but come on! Look at you. 993 00:58:02,134 --> 00:58:05,413 You're hideous. You really are. 994 00:58:05,513 --> 00:58:07,621 And I kissed you! 995 00:58:07,721 --> 00:58:09,043 Ugh! Yuck! 996 00:58:09,143 --> 00:58:10,251 Um... 997 00:58:13,307 --> 00:58:14,670 You're a monster. 998 00:58:14,770 --> 00:58:18,476 And as we know, monsters only exist to be used. 999 00:58:21,946 --> 00:58:23,147 Schadenfreude! 1000 00:58:23,984 --> 00:58:25,224 Eva. 1001 00:58:31,283 --> 00:58:32,693 Seize him! 1002 00:58:33,786 --> 00:58:35,736 Where's Glickenstein? 1003 00:58:35,836 --> 00:58:38,487 And before you answer, you should know 1004 00:58:38,587 --> 00:58:40,914 that someone sent me this! 1005 00:58:42,336 --> 00:58:45,075 Your Highness, he's dead. 1006 00:58:45,175 --> 00:58:47,663 And he didn't invent life, did he? 1007 00:58:47,925 --> 00:58:48,912 No. 1008 00:58:50,140 --> 00:58:51,292 I did. 1009 00:58:53,062 --> 00:58:54,630 An Igor inventing... 1010 00:58:54,730 --> 00:58:55,758 Silence! 1011 00:58:56,267 --> 00:58:58,424 Hunchy invented life, eh? 1012 00:58:58,524 --> 00:59:00,219 Well, where is it? 1013 00:59:00,319 --> 00:59:02,970 It's a she, and I think someone's taken her. 1014 00:59:03,070 --> 00:59:08,225 Well, if she comes back, we'll just tell her where to find you. 1015 00:59:08,325 --> 00:59:11,272 In the Igor recycling plant! 1016 00:59:11,372 --> 00:59:14,698 No! Please! No! No! 1017 00:59:16,495 --> 00:59:18,326 Eva, where are you? 1018 00:59:20,082 --> 00:59:22,368 Eva. 1019 00:59:31,969 --> 00:59:34,881 Eva. 1020 00:59:56,577 --> 00:59:59,316 Lock your doors and hide your loved ones. 1021 00:59:59,416 --> 01:00:03,072 It's the annual Evil Science Fair! 1022 01:00:03,172 --> 01:00:06,826 I m Carl Cristall and I m coming to you live, invisible 1023 01:00:06,926 --> 01:00:08,957 and totally au nature! 1024 01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:14,708 Fans are taking their seats, includlng King Malbert himself! 1025 01:00:14,808 --> 01:00:16,710 Don't touch me! 1026 01:00:16,810 --> 01:00:18,919 Meanwhile, the scientists are in their locker rooms, 1027 01:00:19,019 --> 01:00:21,302 prepping their Evil Inventions! 1028 01:00:37,993 --> 01:00:41,320 Here we are. A dressing room fit for a leading lady. 1029 01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:44,284 Wow, listen to that. 1030 01:00:44,917 --> 01:00:47,454 How many girls are auditioning for this project? 1031 01:01:00,265 --> 01:01:01,252 I'm gonna go save him. 1032 01:01:01,352 --> 01:01:02,337 Wait. 1033 01:01:02,437 --> 01:01:04,384 Look, maybe I'm not a genius, okay. 1034 01:01:04,484 --> 01:01:08,093 But I know one thing, I have to try 1035 01:01:08,193 --> 01:01:11,307 No, I was gonna say, "Wait I'm coming with you. " 1036 01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:14,810 On three. 1037 01:01:15,656 --> 01:01:16,691 One. 1038 01:01:16,991 --> 01:01:18,447 Hey! No fair! 1039 01:01:26,834 --> 01:01:28,071 What are you doing here? 1040 01:01:28,171 --> 01:01:30,159 We're here to rescue you! 1041 01:01:33,048 --> 01:01:35,788 I don't want to be rescued. I'm an Igor. 1042 01:01:35,888 --> 01:01:37,341 And this is what happens to us. 1043 01:01:40,389 --> 01:01:43,176 Figures, just when I decided I want to live... 1044 01:01:48,188 --> 01:01:49,763 Don't peek. 1045 01:01:49,863 --> 01:01:51,438 Don't worry. 1046 01:01:52,693 --> 01:01:55,976 I hope I can still do a decent audition without Igors help. 1047 01:01:56,076 --> 01:02:00,735 Trust me, I'm the one who's gonna bring out the real you. 1048 01:02:02,703 --> 01:02:04,028 This isn't you, Igor. 1049 01:02:04,128 --> 01:02:07,486 Where's all that stupid optimism and annoying can-do attitude? 1050 01:02:07,586 --> 01:02:09,784 I tried to be someone different, but the world wouldn't let me. 1051 01:02:09,884 --> 01:02:15,119 Don't you want to go after Eva and save her from Schadenfreude? 1052 01:02:15,219 --> 01:02:17,666 Are you actually trying to hypnotize me, Brain? 1053 01:02:17,766 --> 01:02:19,960 Yes! 1054 01:02:20,060 --> 01:02:23,086 But if that's not working, then how about this? 1055 01:02:23,186 --> 01:02:24,217 Ow! 1056 01:02:24,892 --> 01:02:27,130 Eva needs you and you're the only hunchback 1057 01:02:27,230 --> 01:02:29,889 that can stand tall and fight for her. 1058 01:02:31,857 --> 01:02:34,564 Brain, that may be the smartest thing you've ever said. 1059 01:02:36,361 --> 01:02:37,435 Reach, Brain! Reach! 1060 01:02:38,616 --> 01:02:40,730 You should have built me with a longer arm. 1061 01:02:44,620 --> 01:02:46,026 Huh? Huh? 1062 01:02:46,126 --> 01:02:49,955 What? Like this is the first time I ve gnawed my own feet off. 1063 01:02:54,838 --> 01:02:56,374 Who says rabbits' feet are lucky? 1064 01:02:58,967 --> 01:03:00,878 Wheels, don't fail me now! 1065 01:03:04,269 --> 01:03:06,971 Wheels failed me! Wheels failed me! 1066 01:03:13,816 --> 01:03:15,556 We went that way! 1067 01:03:19,279 --> 01:03:20,642 What are you doing? 1068 01:03:20,742 --> 01:03:22,064 Looking for the secret passage! 1069 01:03:22,164 --> 01:03:23,645 There's always a secret passage! 1070 01:03:23,745 --> 01:03:26,650 Darn it Brain, there's no secret passage! 1071 01:03:26,750 --> 01:03:28,110 It's over. 1072 01:03:34,628 --> 01:03:36,535 I'm sorry, you were saying? 1073 01:03:36,635 --> 01:03:39,212 Technically, it's a secret staircase. 1074 01:03:43,887 --> 01:03:48,754 Welcome! To you and the millions of viewers around the globe! 1075 01:03:48,854 --> 01:03:51,133 They come from all corners. 1076 01:03:51,233 --> 01:03:52,553 And just look at them. 1077 01:03:52,653 --> 01:03:56,386 They're all worried sick about one thing, world peace. 1078 01:03:56,486 --> 01:03:59,059 Well, tonight, it's within their grasp. 1079 01:03:59,159 --> 01:04:04,857 And it has but a small price, and that prlce is $100 billion. 1080 01:04:10,288 --> 01:04:12,489 And I, for one, I think they can do it. 1081 01:04:12,589 --> 01:04:14,157 And if they don't we I, 1082 01:04:14,257 --> 01:04:17,240 the Evil Invention last standing will be unleashed on the world. 1083 01:04:17,340 --> 01:04:20,420 Ah! It'd just be too horrible to imagine. 1084 01:04:31,518 --> 01:04:32,928 Where are we? 1085 01:04:33,812 --> 01:04:35,300 And why am I panting? 1086 01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:36,678 I don't have lungs. 1087 01:04:36,778 --> 01:04:40,516 The tower of the King's castle. Look, there's the Killiseum. 1088 01:04:43,864 --> 01:04:47,106 Wow, I don't know what it is, but I want one! 1089 01:04:47,868 --> 01:04:51,156 It's the beacon of evil on top of the royal castle. 1090 01:04:51,705 --> 01:04:54,412 Wait. Is it a beacon? 1091 01:04:56,001 --> 01:04:58,663 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going? 1092 01:04:58,879 --> 01:05:00,870 And bring me back a toy! 1093 01:05:57,020 --> 01:06:00,262 The King's beacon is really a weather ray. 1094 01:06:00,899 --> 01:06:04,141 King Ma bert is making the storm clouds. 1095 01:06:06,947 --> 01:06:09,855 So, citizens of the world, I beseech you... 1096 01:06:09,955 --> 01:06:11,938 - He lied to us. - ... call the number 1097 01:06:12,038 --> 01:06:13,022 on the bottom of your screens. 1098 01:06:13,122 --> 01:06:14,262 Yes, right there. 1099 01:06:14,362 --> 01:06:17,602 You need to give, just like we need to be evil. 1100 01:06:17,958 --> 01:06:20,447 You need to be evil. 1101 01:06:20,547 --> 01:06:22,201 I know my choreography, if that's what you mean. 1102 01:06:22,301 --> 01:06:26,756 I think you need to go deeper. Have you ever done anything evil? 1103 01:06:27,717 --> 01:06:28,704 No. 1104 01:06:28,804 --> 01:06:30,083 Well, then how can you play it truthfully? 1105 01:06:30,183 --> 01:06:32,711 You know you can't get this part if you fake it. 1106 01:06:32,811 --> 01:06:33,918 Hit me. 1107 01:06:34,018 --> 01:06:35,672 - What? - Hit me. 1108 01:06:35,772 --> 01:06:37,424 I could never hit anyone. 1109 01:06:37,524 --> 01:06:39,382 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1110 01:06:39,482 --> 01:06:42,469 Igor was right. You are not an actress. 1111 01:06:42,569 --> 01:06:43,553 Yes, I am. 1112 01:06:43,653 --> 01:06:46,058 Oh, no, you're not. No wonder he chose Heidi. 1113 01:06:46,158 --> 01:06:49,104 I mean, you know, she's beautiful and you are not. 1114 01:06:49,204 --> 01:06:50,854 She has got talent and you do not. 1115 01:06:50,954 --> 01:06:51,980 Don't you say that! 1116 01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:54,651 Look at you. You are pathetic! 1117 01:06:54,751 --> 01:06:56,026 No, I'm not! 1118 01:06:56,126 --> 01:06:58,197 Yes, you are! You're just a big, freaky... 1119 01:06:58,297 --> 01:07:00,278 And here it is baby. Buckle up, here it comes. 1120 01:07:00,378 --> 01:07:03,784 You are an ugly monster! You couldn't act your way out of a... 1121 01:07:03,884 --> 01:07:04,959 Ah! 1122 01:07:22,898 --> 01:07:26,100 We've got Annie! 1123 01:07:27,367 --> 01:07:32,101 Malarians, let's get evil. 1124 01:07:55,347 --> 01:07:57,460 What? You're gonna lower yourself down? 1125 01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:59,507 You've got your job, I ve got mine. 1126 01:07:59,607 --> 01:08:00,886 I'm coming, Eva! 1127 01:08:01,770 --> 01:08:03,601 And bring me back a toy! 1128 01:08:21,706 --> 01:08:22,693 Phew! 1129 01:08:22,793 --> 01:08:24,029 That was close. 1130 01:08:25,252 --> 01:08:27,117 He s okay! He's... 1131 01:08:29,256 --> 01:08:30,287 Oh! 1132 01:08:34,719 --> 01:08:36,300 I'm coming, Eva. 1133 01:08:39,891 --> 01:08:42,342 Pull the switch! 1134 01:08:43,692 --> 01:08:47,646 And here comes this year's Evil Inventions! 1135 01:09:17,888 --> 01:09:21,631 What a menagerie of mayhem-loving monstrosities. 1136 01:09:27,814 --> 01:09:31,352 Take a good look, world, any of these could be coming for you! 1137 01:09:32,819 --> 01:09:34,980 Only one Evil Invention left. 1138 01:09:36,072 --> 01:09:39,524 Time for my crowning achievement. 1139 01:09:39,624 --> 01:09:41,108 Pull the switch! 1140 01:10:00,931 --> 01:10:03,713 That's Dr. Schadenfreude's invention? 1141 01:10:09,689 --> 01:10:11,099 Eva? 1142 01:10:11,608 --> 01:10:14,097 Let the battle begin. 1143 01:10:14,197 --> 01:10:15,434 No. 1144 01:10:17,781 --> 01:10:23,942 The sun'll come out 1145 01:10:24,042 --> 01:10:27,364 Tomorrow 1146 01:10:27,464 --> 01:10:29,739 Hold on! What's this? It's fighting. 1147 01:10:29,839 --> 01:10:35,664 Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow... 1148 01:10:35,764 --> 01:10:37,245 And winning! 1149 01:10:37,345 --> 01:10:41,751 There'll be sun! 1150 01:10:41,851 --> 01:10:44,128 Let me through! Let me through! I made her! 1151 01:10:44,228 --> 01:10:45,505 You made her? 1152 01:10:45,605 --> 01:10:48,465 Hey, here's the genius Igor that made her. 1153 01:10:48,565 --> 01:10:52,139 Just thinking about 1154 01:10:52,239 --> 01:10:55,096 Tomorrow 1155 01:10:55,196 --> 01:10:59,603 Clears away the cobwebs 1156 01:10:59,703 --> 01:11:02,649 And the sorrow 1157 01:11:02,749 --> 01:11:07,702 Till there's none 1158 01:11:11,251 --> 01:11:13,037 Eva, Eva! 1159 01:11:16,548 --> 01:11:18,999 And wait! An Igor has entered the arena. 1160 01:11:19,099 --> 01:11:22,626 I just stick out my chin and grin 1161 01:11:22,726 --> 01:11:25,258 Don't worry, folks, he'll be dead soon. 1162 01:11:26,099 --> 01:11:30,217 Oh! 1163 01:11:33,273 --> 01:11:35,136 She's almost at her big finish! 1164 01:11:35,236 --> 01:11:38,942 And if we don't destroy this weather ray, it's really over. 1165 01:11:50,623 --> 01:11:53,863 The sun'll come out tomorrow 1166 01:11:53,963 --> 01:11:55,410 So you gotta hang on 1167 01:11:55,510 --> 01:11:57,366 Leave it to Schadenfreude, 1168 01:11:57,466 --> 01:12:01,628 destroying his enemies with a giant girl in a red dress. 1169 01:12:03,347 --> 01:12:06,177 I can't believe Schadenfreude did it again 1170 01:12:07,766 --> 01:12:09,879 What are you doing in the King's box, Schoddy? 1171 01:12:09,979 --> 01:12:13,216 I was about to ask you the same question, Malby. 1172 01:12:13,316 --> 01:12:15,551 Malby? What's the meaning of this? 1173 01:12:15,651 --> 01:12:19,389 This means you're through. Or should I say 'overthrown"? 1174 01:12:23,657 --> 01:12:25,943 Hey you unhand him. 1175 01:12:26,534 --> 01:12:27,772 He's your new king. 1176 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,401 And if you have a problem with that 1177 01:12:30,501 --> 01:12:32,735 please take it up with the head of my complaint department, 1178 01:12:32,835 --> 01:12:34,195 who's the big monster over there. 1179 01:12:36,628 --> 01:12:38,118 Majesty. 1180 01:12:39,172 --> 01:12:42,330 There's gotta be a faster way to demolish this thing! 1181 01:12:42,430 --> 01:12:45,252 We're all going to die! Except you! 1182 01:12:45,352 --> 01:12:46,630 Oh, yeah. 1183 01:12:58,528 --> 01:13:03,861 Tomorrow 1184 01:13:05,282 --> 01:13:08,440 Tomorrow 1185 01:13:08,540 --> 01:13:11,072 I love ya 1186 01:13:11,204 --> 01:13:12,654 Tomorrow 1187 01:13:12,754 --> 01:13:14,954 She's going to take this whole place apart. 1188 01:13:17,961 --> 01:13:22,204 You're always a day... 1189 01:13:24,050 --> 01:13:26,462 Wait! This isn't you. 1190 01:13:28,096 --> 01:13:30,672 I did create you to be evil. 1191 01:13:30,772 --> 01:13:33,924 I'm sorry I lied to you. I lied to you about everything. 1192 01:13:36,563 --> 01:13:38,676 It's just a role. You don't have to play it. 1193 01:13:39,986 --> 01:13:44,474 Yes, she does! You're an Igor. She's an Evil Invention! 1194 01:13:44,574 --> 01:13:47,354 No. Everyone has an Evil Bone in their body, 1195 01:13:47,454 --> 01:13:49,812 but we choose whether or not to use it. 1196 01:13:51,497 --> 01:13:53,826 And as someone I love once said, 1197 01:13:54,414 --> 01:13:58,498 "It's better to be a good nobody than an evil somebody. " 1198 01:14:30,786 --> 01:14:32,364 I'm not evil. 1199 01:14:34,662 --> 01:14:36,152 I'm Eva. 1200 01:14:37,501 --> 01:14:39,530 That is the correct answer. 1201 01:14:39,630 --> 01:14:43,460 Igor, I felt like I was in a dark, horrible place. 1202 01:14:44,297 --> 01:14:45,497 We all were. 1203 01:14:45,597 --> 01:14:47,922 Wait! What's happening? 1204 01:14:48,551 --> 01:14:51,127 The end of Malaria's evil role in the world. 1205 01:14:51,227 --> 01:14:52,631 Camera 2! 1206 01:14:53,264 --> 01:14:56,427 Oh! Excellent. Thank you! 1207 01:14:57,102 --> 01:14:59,715 For generations, Klng Malbert has kept us in the dark 1208 01:14:59,815 --> 01:15:03,515 by creating the clouds with a weather ray! 1209 01:15:03,615 --> 01:15:05,018 He lied to us! 1210 01:15:05,151 --> 01:15:07,515 We trusted him and he lied to us. 1211 01:15:07,615 --> 01:15:11,480 He tricked us into thinking we needed to be evil to survive! 1212 01:15:11,991 --> 01:15:13,606 But we don't! 1213 01:15:15,495 --> 01:15:17,027 None of us do. 1214 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:23,740 This is outrageous! He has no proof! 1215 01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:26,829 Where's his proof? I demand to see proof! 1216 01:15:28,925 --> 01:15:30,586 I demand to see... 1217 01:15:35,974 --> 01:15:37,174 Oops! 1218 01:15:38,398 --> 01:15:39,968 I'm sure he's fine. 1219 01:15:40,068 --> 01:15:42,925 Long live King Schadenfreude! Everybody! 1220 01:15:43,025 --> 01:15:44,929 King Malbert the liar is dead! 1221 01:15:45,029 --> 01:15:47,600 Long live King Schadenfreude! 1222 01:15:47,700 --> 01:15:49,307 Everybody say, "Long live... " 1223 01:15:52,493 --> 01:15:55,527 Well, that was a short reign. 1224 01:15:56,077 --> 01:15:59,285 Hey, fellas, I'm single again! 1225 01:16:00,832 --> 01:16:02,447 No more pills. 1226 01:16:04,043 --> 01:16:06,750 They can't see what I really look like. 1227 01:16:09,389 --> 01:16:11,583 My evil days are over! 1228 01:16:11,683 --> 01:16:14,459 From here on out, all evil doings will be handled 1229 01:16:14,559 --> 01:16:17,462 by my manager/boyfriend. 1230 01:16:23,229 --> 01:16:27,764 Eva! Eva! Eva! 1231 01:16:27,864 --> 01:16:33,229 Eva Eva! Eva! 1232 01:16:42,623 --> 01:16:44,699 President Igor, now that you're in charge, 1233 01:16:44,799 --> 01:16:47,951 will pants continue to be as expensive and uncomfortable 1234 01:16:48,051 --> 01:16:50,453 as they were under the previous administration? 1235 01:16:50,553 --> 01:16:53,331 What? What? No. Everything is about pants. 1236 01:16:53,431 --> 01:16:56,378 Why is everything about pants with you? 1237 01:16:56,478 --> 01:16:59,047 There you have it. Another politician afraid to answer. 1238 01:16:59,147 --> 01:17:01,552 the tough, pants-related questions of Carl Cristall. 1239 01:17:04,771 --> 01:17:09,180 Pickles. Old family recipe. Pickles. 1240 01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:12,438 Cocoas Strudel! 1241 01:17:14,906 --> 01:17:16,187 Mmm-hmm! 1242 01:17:16,287 --> 01:17:17,442 Yuck! 1243 01:17:20,453 --> 01:17:23,365 Pick me up at 7:00. I'm gonna go home and shave. 1244 01:17:27,001 --> 01:17:28,908 Hey Scamper, have you seen Eva? 1245 01:17:29,008 --> 01:17:30,741 No. Go away. 1246 01:17:30,841 --> 01:17:34,581 Hans, you're wearing this backwards. What are you? Blind? 1247 01:17:35,343 --> 01:17:37,550 Let's switch this around. 1248 01:17:38,554 --> 01:17:40,630 So, what do you do? 1249 01:17:40,730 --> 01:17:43,931 I'm a genius. What do you do, mister? 1250 01:17:46,479 --> 01:17:47,466 I'm sorry I'm late. 1251 01:17:47,566 --> 01:17:50,052 I left your opening night gift back at the lab. 1252 01:17:50,152 --> 01:17:52,638 Oh, my necklace! 1253 01:17:52,738 --> 01:17:54,271 Look inside. 1254 01:17:58,825 --> 01:18:00,275 Oh, my gosh. 1255 01:18:00,375 --> 01:18:02,193 You're really gonna make this? 1256 01:18:02,293 --> 01:18:05,824 Yeah. And if it doesn't work out, then we'll just adopt. 1257 01:18:09,335 --> 01:18:11,743 It's a big step, getting a pet together. 1258 01:18:11,843 --> 01:18:14,370 Come on, after living with Brain and Scamper 1259 01:18:14,470 --> 01:18:17,002 everything will seem like a breeze. 1260 01:18:25,768 --> 01:18:30,888 I can see clearly now the rain has gone 1261 01:18:33,860 --> 01:18:38,900 I can see all obstacles in my way 1262 01:18:41,868 --> 01:18:46,862 Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind 1263 01:18:47,665 --> 01:18:53,706 It's going to be a bright, bright sunshiny day 1264 01:18:55,590 --> 01:19:01,677 It's going to be a bright, bright sunshiny day 1265 01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:08,760 It's going to be a bright, bright sunshiny day 1266 01:19:09,437 --> 01:19:10,424 1267 01:19:10,524 --> 01:19:11,508 1268 01:19:11,608 --> 01:19:13,682 1269 01:19:13,782 --> 01:19:16,232 1270 01:19:18,112 --> 01:19:20,144 1271 01:19:20,244 --> 01:19:22,396 1272 01:19:22,496 --> 01:19:24,948 1273 01:19:26,079 --> 01:19:28,154 1274 01:19:28,254 --> 01:19:30,283 1275 01:19:30,416 --> 01:19:32,532 1276 01:19:32,669 --> 01:19:34,785 1277 01:19:34,921 --> 01:19:36,909 1278 01:19:37,009 --> 01:19:39,042 1279 01:19:39,175 --> 01:19:41,207 1280 01:19:41,307 --> 01:19:43,793 1281 01:19:44,388 --> 01:19:46,464 1282 01:19:46,564 --> 01:19:48,593 1283 01:19:48,726 --> 01:19:49,739 1284 01:19:49,839 --> 01:19:51,129 1285 01:19:51,229 --> 01:19:53,011 1286 01:19:53,111 --> 01:19:55,181 1287 01:19:55,281 --> 01:19:57,350 1288 01:19:57,450 --> 01:19:59,851 1289 01:19:59,951 --> 01:20:01,728 1290 01:20:01,828 --> 01:20:03,898 1291 01:20:03,998 --> 01:20:06,023 1292 01:20:06,123 --> 01:20:08,484 1293 01:20:10,498 --> 01:20:12,611 1294 01:20:12,711 --> 01:20:14,822 1295 01:20:14,922 --> 01:20:17,032 1296 01:20:17,132 --> 01:20:18,389 1297 01:20:18,489 --> 01:20:20,578 1298 01:20:20,678 --> 01:20:22,757 1299 01:20:22,885 --> 01:20:24,967 1300 01:20:25,096 --> 01:20:27,212 1301 01:20:27,348 --> 01:20:29,255 1302 01:20:29,355 --> 01:20:31,466 1303 01:20:31,602 --> 01:20:33,634 1304 01:20:33,734 --> 01:20:35,843 1305 01:20:35,943 --> 01:20:40,224 1306 01:20:40,324 --> 01:20:44,647 1307 01:20:44,747 --> 01:20:48,943 1308 01:20:49,043 --> 01:20:55,454 1309 01:20:55,584 --> 01:20:57,741 1310 01:20:57,841 --> 01:20:59,828 1311 01:20:59,964 --> 01:21:02,000 1312 01:21:02,133 --> 01:21:04,215 1313 01:21:04,343 --> 01:21:06,457 1314 01:21:06,557 --> 01:21:08,545 1315 01:21:08,681 --> 01:21:10,794 1316 01:21:10,894 --> 01:21:12,927 1317 01:21:13,060 --> 01:21:15,174 1318 01:21:15,274 --> 01:21:17,303 1319 01:21:17,403 --> 01:21:19,480 1320 01:21:19,609 --> 01:21:21,691 1321 01:21:21,819 --> 01:21:23,933 1322 01:21:24,033 --> 01:21:26,066 1323 01:21:26,198 --> 01:21:28,274 1324 01:21:28,374 --> 01:21:30,733 1325 01:21:36,292 --> 01:21:40,001 1326 01:21:40,379 --> 01:21:45,874